✔Oddball Oneshots [And scenarios]

Precious [IkeSen]

So this is the item that you have, if u dont like it, you may alter it.

{Um.. Finger reveal ig- Some stuff might even be accurate to me, but I'll never tell you-}

This is not how any of the suitors act, it is merely just random stuff I thought up to cheer me up. I hope it cheers you up too and lets you be more non-lonely. ;-;

This entire thing is all over the place but takes place in Azuchi Castle. :)

Also, huge thank you to i-luv-seals, Lady-Yukimura, youreverydaysimp, and all you people for helping me keep this ongoing this even though I get stuck sometimes. Even if you're one of the silent readers, I still appreciate you!

{So many people istg- ;-;}

Stay safe, don't forget your masks! Drink plenty of water to stay hydrated and don't skip meals!! ♡♡♡
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"Y/N what is this?" Hideyoshi holds up my little child between two of his finhers, holding it as far away from his body as possible, like the squirrel/chipmunk(?) would come alive and eat him.

My face pales in realization.

"SASUKE, MY BABY!! WHAT'D YOU DO..?!" I snatched the jelly animal and held him gingerly close to me.

"Uh-" Ieyasu tries to speak but I cut him off.

"Hush, we're having a moment." I say, closing my eyes.

"But-" Mitsunari tries speaking this time but it still wielded the same result.

"No, no, no. We've been separated for far too long" I say.

"...He's right behind you." Mitsuhide says. I look behind me and freeze.

"...I'm sorry Sasuke, for naming my child 'Sasuke'. It was a joke, I swear, I didn't mean anything by it, I-" He laughs. The mask he had on covered half his face, leaving us to watch as his eyes closed and curved upwards.

"Its fine, honestly. It was just kimd of cute that you named that after me."

"...Y/N why do you have this?" Hideyoshi interrupts.

(^^Henry ^0^ hope some of u got the reference- lmao)

Now he's holding another one of my children.

"Not Henry Tokugawa! Give him here, you fucking giant!" I tried jumping but to avail. I hated jumping, and now I regret it.

Then I had an idea.

I yeeted Sasuke the Squirrel(?) at Hideyoshi and it ricocheted back to me, as I took a swipe for Henry #2.

"Ah, he's safe..!" I squeak out quietly.

But Nobunaga just laughs and I shoot him a glare.

"'Henry Tokugawa?' An odd name."

"Doesn't he remind you anyone?" I try hinting at the obvious answer. But they just play dumb. Maybe.

"Uh, do you mean him?" Mitsuhide and Mitunari both point at Ieyasu. His cheeks get dusted a light pink as he scowls.

"That does NOT look like me."

"I beg to differ. I wouldn't have named it after you if it didn't remind me of you." I say back.

Then I turn to Hideyoshi with a questioning look.

"Wait.. Why the hell were you digging through my stuff in the first place?"

--Fin.--

•Bonus:•

"Yeah, Hideyoshi.. You're acting real suspicious." Masamune breaks the silence.

"Good job, you didnt have to be told." Mitsuhide snickered.

"Hey!"

"..No I'm not." Hideyoshi answers

"Yes, you are. We're in her room and the first thing you do is look through her stuff." Ranmaru says, cheeks puffed.

"Wait, he what..?!"

"No, he's lying Y/N, lying-"

"You're messed up."

"I was searching for something that could have killed you! You never know!!"

Then the room goes silent.

"...Just tell me when you're gonna do that, I want to be prepared-"

"THIS IS WHY I DO IT WHEN YOURE NOT LOOKING SO YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING- aH" then he gets knocked out.

Apparently Kenshin was enjoying his quiet time until Hideyoshi started yelling. Then he threw something at the paper window. OH SHIT ITS A FURRY MONSTER, WHAT THE HELL MAN I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED-

Never interrupt somebody's quiet time. Or invade their privacy-

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DUDE?! I COULD'VE DIED"

"...And yet you're still here. Amazing."

....

......

....

Then we all burst out laughing. All of us had some form of smile on our faces.

But then Hideyoshi never woke up-

-for a few hours I think.
--Fin.--

A/N: Love you all, stay safe!! Hope you enjoyed!

I do in fact have these squishies and took those pictures.