✔Oddball Oneshots [And scenarios]

(Sengoku) When You Get a Nosebleed

[You are YN or MC, whichever one i use.]

Setting: the town of Azuchi in Oda territory

      --~ONE AFTERNOON IN AZUCHI~--

YN: why are we here?

Shingen: I have a surprise 4 you, my goddess.

YN: shut up, dont call me that. Answer the question. Why. The. Actual. Fuck. Are. We. Here?

Shingen: lay off the crude language, we're in a town. Besides, u got a surprise for you~

YN: better not be your bed.

Shingen: bold of you to think so, but no.

YN: what is it, then?

Shingen: ...T H A T.... *points to a tea house*

Kenshin: *peacefully drinking sake at the teahouse with one bunny on his lap*

YN: *freezes*

Kenshin, YN: *make eye contact*

Kenshin: *smirks, then winks at you*

YN: *so red..*

Kenshin: *smiles*

YN: *nosebleed, then fall on ground*

Kenshin, Shingen: *concerned*

Ranmaru, happens to be passing by: Oh, my gosh! Is Lady YN alright..??

Kenshin: she should be..

Shingen: haha,..

Ieyasu: Oh my goodness, is YN okay? You...

Kenshin, Shingen: bah, shes fine.

Ranmaru, Ieyasu: how did this happen?

Shingen: Oh, she just "died" because of Kenshin's dashingly good looks.

Nobunaga and Co.: #tRiGgErEd

Masamune: my goodness, is the lass okay? *pokes your face*

Shingen, Ranmaru: hmm.. she should be...

Ieyasu, clearly irritated: *sarcastic tone* Yeah, she totally fine. She bled out from her nose, most likely because of Kenshin himself, and decided to attack the ground. Highly reasonable.

Masamune: *visibly confused*

Nobunaga, Ranmaru: *kissing in the streets*

Mitsunari: *gallivanting near the crime scene*

Yukimura: *visibly worried*

Sasuke: .... *speechless as he looks upon your bleeding face*

YN: *still nosebleeding to death*

Kenshin: *looks down at you* hmm... if what Tokugawa says is true.. then..

..Apparently, the ground is winning..

Me: ..Against you. How pathetic.. AhaHahA!

End

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