When we got to the cockpit, we noticed there was an armada of Sovereign fleet ships.
Quill: That's weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching behind us.
Blake: Are they attacking?
Gamora: Why would they be doing that?
Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
He said mindlessly.
Rocket: Dude!
He must've felt betrayed.
So did we.
Blake: What?
Drax: Oh, you're right. He didn't steal those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this.
Then the space battle started.
Quill: What were you thinking?!
Zoe: Are you crazy? We just helped those people and you stole from them?
Rocket: Guys, they were really easy to steal.
Blake: You call that an acceptable excuse?
Rocket: Come on, you saw how that high Priestess talked down to us. Now I'm teaching her a lesson.
Quill: Well, I didn't realize that your motivation was altruism. It's really a shame the Sovereign mistaken your intentions and are trying to kill us.
Rocket: Exactly!
Quill: I was being sarcastic!
Rocket: On no! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice. Now, I look foolish.
Blake: You're already foolish to begin with.
Rocket: We're gonna go there?
Gamora: Can we put the bickering on hold till after we survive this massive space battle?
Blake: Oh, we might not survive so we might as well get it out, now.
Quill: More incoming!
Rocket: Good! I wanna kill some guys!
He screamed while he shot at them.
Gamora: You're not killing anyone. All those ships are remotely piloted.
Blake: Well, isn't that convenient?
We used evasive maneuvers to dodge blasts, but we got hit.
I could tell that Peter was getting anxious.
Quill: What's the nearest habitable planet?
Gamora did research.
Gamora: It's called Berhart.
Quill: How many jumps?
Zoe: Only one. But the access point is 47 clicks away and you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.
We looked and saw asteroids that disappeared and reappeared in a pattern.
We drove towards it.
Drax: Quill, to make it through that, you have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.
Quill: Lucky for us
Quill and Rocket: I am.
Quill looked at Rocket.
They kept driving, but they were fighting over the controls.
Rocket: What are you doing?
Quill: I've been flying this rig since I was ten years old.
Blake: You crashed us one time.
Quill: No, that was you while eating a bag of chips.
Rocket: I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a space craft.
Quill: You were cybernetically engineered to be a brain fart.
Gamora: Stop it.
Blake: Yeah. I'm with her this time. Do you need me to come up there and separate you two? I'll drive.
Quill: Blake, shut up and keep your butt in a seat!
Rocket: Quill, later on tonight, you're gonna laying down on your bed, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase. You're gonna be like "What's this?" And it's gonna be because I PUT A TURD IN THERE!
Zoe: That's the best threat that you could come with?
Blake: Please don't. I'll probably smell it. Plus, it won't be pleasant to clean.
Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
Rocket: Oh, it won't be my turd. It'll be Drax's.
Drax laughed.
Drax: I have famously huge turds.
Gamora: We're about to die and this is what we're discussing?
They kept fighting over the controls.
Quill: Dude! Seriously!
Rocket: Hey, let me-
An asteroid hit us.
We felt a cold turbulence.
We spun out of control and Groot was getting thrown around.
Quill activated the shield so to not cause anymore damage.
"IDIOTS!"
My guess, that could've Nebula.
Rocket: Well, that's what you get when Quill flies.
I've had enough.
Blake: Ok! That's it! You're in a time out! Get out of the seat!
Rocket: Hey! Come on, man!
I grabbed him out of the seat the put him in a corner.
Blake: Stay there and don't say a word while I'm driving!
Gamora: We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.
Quill: Our weapons are down.
Gamora: 20 clicks to the jump!
Then Drax put Groot on Gamora's shoulder.
Gamora: Hold on.
Zoe followed him.
Zoe: What are you doing?
Drax: I've gotta take out that ship. You know guns.
Zoe: Yeah?
Drax: Good.
Nebula was about to reach for a fruit but Drax kicked it away.
Drax: It's not ripe.
He attached a wire harness to him and Zoe and put on the spacesuits.
They grabbed guns and activated the shields.
The ship fired and hit the the thrusters.
Blake: We're taking fire!
Gamora: 15 clicks to the jump.
They jumped out.
Gamora: 10 clicks.
Drax and Zoe aimed.
Drax: Die spaceship!
He fired and destroyed it.
Gamora: 5 clicks!
But unfortunately, there were more ships that appeared.
Blake: Oh, come on.
Quill: Son of a-. They went around the field!
We began taking more fire.
Blake: We're not gonna last much longer!
Rocket: Can I get back up there, now?
Blake: No!
But luckily, and strangely enough, a bright light destroyed the ships.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
ActionBlake Slader is Peter Quill's, A.K.A Starlord's, partner in crime. They went on adventures together as ravangers. After a mishap with an item known as an "Infinity Stone" or an "Orb", they end up in big trouble and go one a new adventure with unexpe...