Guardians of the Galaxy

It Can't Be

We were almost to the jump point when I saw a white oval shaped ship. There was a man on top of it. Why does he look familiar? I looked closely and saw

Ego? No, it can't be? If it is, how would he have found us? I got back into reality when the ship got hit bad during the jump point.

Gamora looked and saw Zoe and Drax still attached to the ship.

Gamora: Oh my goodness. They're still out there?

Blake: Drax is an idiot. Of course he wouldn't reel himself in there.

Gamora: Zoe's out there, too!

Uh oh.

Good thing she went to save them before the cable snapped.

Me and Quill looked back to see Groot eating a bowl of M-n-Ms.

Quill: Guys, put your seatbelts on! Prepare for a really bad landing!

We crashed and luckily, everyone was alive and accounted for.

Drax laughed.

Drax: That was awesome!

Zoe was shaking.

Zoe: How are you not scared?

Gamora: Look at this! Where's the other half of our ship?!

Quill: My ship.

He clarified.

Blake: No, our ship. It belongs to everyone.

Gamora: Doesn't matter! Either one of you could've flown with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs.

Quill: If what's between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I would've landed this ship with it.

I was grossed out.

Blake: I wish I could live without imagining that.

Gamora: Peter! Blake! We almost died because of your arrogance.

Blake: Our arrogance? You mean Rocket's arrogance.

Quill: Yeah. He's the one who stole the anulax batteries.

Drax: They're called Harbulary batteries.

Quill: No they're not!

Blake: Where in your right mind do you think that?

Rocket: You know why I did it, Star-munch and wolf boy? Hmm?

Quill: I'm not going to answer to Star-munch.

Rocket: I did it because I wanted to.

Quill: Idiot.

Rocket: What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships.

Blake: Wait, you saw him too?

Rocket: You did?

Everyone looked at me.

Quill: Why didn't you say anything?

Blake: It was a heated situation. I didn't want to distract anybody.

Drax: How little?

Rocket: I don't know. Like this?

He made a gesture with his fingers.

Blake: He wasn't an inch. Objects look smaller from a distance. That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon!

Rocket: Don't call me a raccoon!

Blake: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant Trash Panda.

Rocket: Is that better?

Drax: I don't know.

Quill: It's worse. It's so much worse.

Rocket: You dirty-.

He attacked me.

Blake: Hey. Calm down.

Then the ship from before followed us through. It landed in front of us.

A man and woman appeared.

It was Ego. He found us.

Ego: After all these years, I've finally found you.

Quill: Who are you?

Ego: I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. My name is Ego. And I'm your Dad, Peter.

I was scared. What's he gonna do?