Aries: You're getting way too drunk with Foxy and Monty.
Taurus: You keep changing the music to weird shit and DJ Music Man is fucking sick of it.
Gemini: You're having a fucking dance battle with Ballora... but you're the only one who thinks it's a dance battle,. She just isn't paying attention to you.
Cancer: You're at the snack table chatting with Puppet and Withered Chica while just fucking eating a lot of shit.
Leo: You weren't invited... so you're fucking breaking in with Scraptrap and Vanny... they weren't invited either... LMAO
Virgo: Patrolling with Golden Freddy and making sure crazy shit isn't happening... well, trying to keep crazy shit from happening... it isn't going well.
Libra: Doing karaoke with Dee Dee and Balloon Boy... and when I say this, I mean you're all screaming Never Gonna Give You Up... FUCKING STOP!
Scorpio: Getting a piggyback ride from Scrap Baby because... you thought it would be fun since she has fucking roller skates... she's honestly just confused...
Sagittarius: Being chased by Funtime Freddy because you stole Bon-Bon...
Capricorn: Making plans to commit arson with Toy Bonnie
Aquarius: Throwing straws at Gemini with Mangle...
Pisces: You were found sleeping in the bathtub by No. 1 Crate... LMAO
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