Aries: You've been sued like 10 fucking times.
Taurus: You bought Nedd Bear... just Nedd Bear
Gemini: You got fired because you bought nothing and made literally no money.
Cancer: You refused to salvage any animatronics and got fired.
Leo: You kept falling asleep while salvaging animatronics, but would wake up just to shock them and write down responses.
Virgo: You ended up getting the Egg Baby thing and finding out too much.
Libra: You bought Lefty for $5... congrats
Scorpio: You got fired because you shocked the salvaged animatronics too much.
Sagittarius: You stayed and sat in the burning building... while listening to Henry's fucking amazing speech thing
Capricorn: You just had a successful business... with Trash and the Gang as your performers.
Aquarius: You got killed by Molten Freddy while trying to print shit
Pisces: You bought the rockstar animatronics... and had an OK business...
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FNAF Zodiacs
RandomHELLO MY FAZBALLS! ... I will never say that again... Anyways... welcome to this shitty FNAF Zodiac book... It's going to be weird so don't take this seriously... Also, I'm gonna try not to be fucking biased... Anyways, any suggestions are welc...
