Aries: You and Toy Chica are buying overpriced shit at the gift shop.
Taurus: You and Funtime Freddy are watching two tortoises fuck (I saw this happen once and I literally have a video of it. LMAO)
Gemini: You and Orville Elephant are looking at... elephants. He's not very happy. LMFAO
Cancer: You and Phantom Foxy were trying to take pictures of the monkeys, but they began throwing shit at you. (Yes, literal shit)
Leo: You and Gregory are in the hands-on section/petting zoo and you two are literally touching EVERYTHING! You even began petting a worker... Oops (Many zoos I've gone to have a section like this)
Virgo: You work at the zoo with Henry.
Libra: You and Puppet are taking your time reading facts about each animal.
Scorpio: You and Monty are feeding some bears (Yes, there are places that let you do this. I've done it before)
Sagittarius: You and Nightmare Bonnie are having some weird ass wedding for two giraffes, who look like they're kissing.
Capricorn: Well, you and Withered Chica were peacefully looking at the zebras, until a fucking squirrel came out of nowhere and began chasing you.
Aquarius: You threw Balloon Boy and Dee Dee into the lion inclosure.
Pisces: You tried to feed Plushtrap to some giant ass bird.
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FNAF Zodiacs
RandomHELLO MY FAZBALLS! ... I will never say that again... Anyways... welcome to this shitty FNAF Zodiac book... It's going to be weird so don't take this seriously... Also, I'm gonna try not to be fucking biased... Anyways, any suggestions are welc...
