A/N: I fucking hate these kinds of author's notes but... sorry I haven't posted much shit lately... I ran out of ideas and I'm studying for finals... LMFAO, I'll start posting more shit though.
Aries: You and Toy Bonnie are trying to do that pizza dough toss thing... and the dough got fucked up.
Taurus: You are beating the shit out of Springtrap because he keeps trying to put FUCKING PINEAPPLE on the pizza. (THAT'S A FUCKING SIN)
Gemini: You and Nightmare BB are impatient and begin eating the pizza as soon as it leaves the oven... and of course, it fucking burned your mouth.
Cancer: You and Sun got into a fucking flour fight... and had to fucking clean the whole ass kitchen.
Leo: You and Lolbit have nearly set the kitchen on fire like 4 fucking times.
Virgo: You and Puppet are supervising and helping with whatever is needed.
Libra: You and Phantom Foxy are making homemade sauce because... FUCK STORE BOUGHT SHIT!
Scorpio: You and Withered Chica are actually succeeding at making the dough
Sagittarius: You and Lefty were put in charge of the toppings... and it's actually going well.
Capricorn: You and Funtime Freddy were in charge of the cheese... so you put a fuck ton of cheese.
Aquarius: You and Glamrock Chica said "FUCK PIZZA" and decided to make calzones... WHICH LITERALLY TASTE THE FUCKING SAME!
Pisces: You are trying to shove a Bidybab in the oven with the pizza because it fucking threw sauce at you.
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FNAF Zodiacs
RandomHELLO MY FAZBALLS! ... I will never say that again... Anyways... welcome to this shitty FNAF Zodiac book... It's going to be weird so don't take this seriously... Also, I'm gonna try not to be fucking biased... Anyways, any suggestions are welc...
