Incorrect Quotes featuring Y/n and my oc :,)
Male Y/n: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Vodka: No I don't like the way it tastes.
M!Y/n: Wait you eat shaving cream?
Vodka: Why would I eat it if it tastes bad?
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Almond gesturing to a chart: What's one thing worse than a R*pist? -Pulls off a piece of paper from blank to child- Boom.
Y/n: A child.
Almond: No-
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Y/n: Oi, Vodka can I have a sip of that water?
Vodka: It's not water.
Y/n: Vodka(The drink)! I like your style-
Vodka: It's vinegar...
Y/n: W-What?
Vodka:-High on Vodka- I said it's Vinegar, Pussy!
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Vodka:-A day after trying to kill Y/n(I would make a story about this but if ya want)- YO Y/N!(lol jojo refrence)
Y/n: EH?!? Vodka how'd you find my house?!
Vodka: Well we live pretty close to each other and we're going to go to the same work place! So I thought we could walk together!
Y/n: Dude! We're not in middle school!-
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Y/n:-Being sick and tired of everyone's bullshit. Takes a mic and points to Affogato Cookie- Fuck you! -To Pomegranate cookie- Fuck you! -To Clotted Cream Cookie- Fuck you! -To Red Velvet- You're cool! -Red Velvet: 👍 then Y/n turns to Licorice Cookie- and Fuck you I'm out!
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Y/n: -Turns to Vodka drinking- Hey Vodka you drinking vodka?
Vodka: Mm.
Y/n: Then you should stop committing cannibalism.
Vodka: Do I look like I'm eating another Cookie?
Y/n: No but what are you made of?
Vodka: sigh... Dough and Vodka.
Y/n: And what are drinking?
Vodka: Vod..... ka....
Y/n oblivious to Vodkas shock: By the way whenever you order Vodka you sound like a Pokemon lol.
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Licorice: Omg.. Y/n is so annoying...
Y/n: I heard you were talking shit about me.
Licorice: WHAT THE FU-
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Vodka just listening to music:
{\__/}
( • .•) 🎵🎵
/ > 📱
-Cue phone dropping-
Vodka: Ах фрик(Ah frick)
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Me to you all: I love you bitch. I ain't never gon stop lovin you, Bitch.
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Vodka: You remember that one time.. I liked you?
Clotted Cream: No.
Vodka: Good cause I never Have! Ah hah! Ha -Pointing this 🖕 at Clotted cream- Hoo!
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Madeleine as substitute for Espresso then sees a child pass over a note to another kid: Hey what's that? Give it to me. -Takes paper and reads it- You have cooties.
Kid: Mr I'm sorry it's just a joke-
Madeleine crying: I dO nOt! -runs away-
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-Police siren-
Cream puff: Uh oh.
Y/n: Oh relax darling big sibs got this.
Almond: Do you have any idea how-
Y/n while Cream puff is at the wheel: Ohhhhh you're in trouble! Ahhhhh!!
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☆Heyo! I finally finished this chapter! I'm sorry that I've been dead this entire time. But my dad shortend my time on my phone and I've got extra classes, martial arts and I've got to study for a exam thats in a month.☆
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