Welcome! This book is about headcanons of what the cookies would do with you!!
You may ask for requests! anything I can do!
Also remember that CRK belongs to Devsis
Requests: Closed
Vodka: This world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.
Also Vodka: Omg Hollyberry! ___________
Y/n: Vodka... are you in love with Hollyberry.
Vodka: *sweating* no.
Y/n: Then why do you draw HB+V hearts everywhere on your sketchbook?
Vodka: It stands for Horrid Bitterness and Vengeful.
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Pure Vanilla: Y/n what does Thot mean?
Y/n: *snickering* It means thoughtful person.
-Later at the dinner table-
Dark Cacao: Here's the salt Pure Vanilla cookie.
PV: Thank you Dark Cacao Cookie. You really are a Thot. ^^
Dark Cacao: *spits out water*
*Y/n laughing their ass of in the distance*
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Author: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Author: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Y/n: Uh...
Vodka: They're trying to throw mental health and well being into us.
Author: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Y/n: *crying* it's working.
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Author: DEVSIS HAD A NUT DAY WHEEZE- I CAN'T LMFAOOO *Dies of laughter* __________
Alchemist: I was thinking I'd do some Alchemy- Vampire: You? Alchemy? Alchemist, it says talent show.
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Pure Vanilla: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Hollyberry: Okay, but in my defense, Golden Cheese bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Pure Vanilla: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Licorice: Don't worry, I got a plan. Mushroom: Alright. Licorice: TraitorSayWhat? Pomegranate: Excuse me? Licorice: What? Mushroom: Licorice: Licorice: No wait- ___________
Pure Vanilla: Vodka isn’t answering their phone Hollyberry: I’ll call Pure Vanilla: Dark Cacao and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Vodka: Hello? ___________
*Dark Cacao is cooking* Hollyberry *jokingly*: Any chance that’s for me? Dark Cacao: It’s for Pure Vanilla. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Golden Cheese: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Y/n, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Schwarzwälder(in his princess costume), pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. ___________
Y/n: Do you take constructive criticism? Vodka: I only take cash or credit. ___________
Pomegranate: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. __________
Licorice: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Bat-cat: How can you still say that? Licorice: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. _________
Vodka: She stole from me first! Y/n: Mhm. Vodka: Stole my heart... Author: It is still illegal to commit murder. _________
Y/n: Is stabbing someone immoral? Dark Choco: Not if they consent to it. Golden Cheese: Depends who you’re stabbing. Pure Vanilla: YES?!? _________
Pure Vanilla: Have you seen a person named 'Golden Cheese' around here? Caramel Arrow: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Dark Cacao: It looks fine to me? Caramel Arrow: My king, IT USED TO BE WATER!!! __________
Heheheheh i was bored anyway have a meme I drew
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