Yes I'm alive and thought of quotes to do.
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Y/n looking at Almonds car that's been towed: TRY TO PULL ME OVER NOW COp AHAHAHAHAHA!
Vodka looks at Y/n in fear:
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Baby Y/n crying: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! WAHHH!
Young Vodka: WAHHHH! WAHHHH! YOU LIKE THAT HUH?! YOU LIKE THAT?! WAHHHH!! -pointing to Dark Cacao and young Dark Choco- YOU JUST TUNE THIS OUT, DON'T YOU?! WAHHHH! WELL, TUNE THIS OUT WAHH!
*Everyone staring*
Y/n: Wa-
Vodka: AH!
Y/n: Wa-
Vodka: AHH!
Y/n: Ah-
Vodka: SHUT UP!
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Y/n: *Wakes up in the lair of Cookies of Darkness* Haha I'm in danger.
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*Cream puff shows up to class*
Latte: Why are your shoes wet?
Cream puff: There was a puddle.
Latte: Why did you step in it?
Cream puff: It was a puddle.
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Hollyberry: *tipsy* Do you have like four-triple A batteries, a baggie of pretzels and chapstick?
Vodka:
Wildberry:
Vodka: *(being the simp they are)Digs through backpack* I actually do, you said you needed four?
Wildberry: ???
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Y/n: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.
Affogato: *nervous* What was the middle part?
Y/n: I can make a hat.
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Pure Vanilla: Can you describe the person who punched you?
Vodka: Yeah, they weren't very friendly.
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Vodka: F*ck, I want to die.
Y/n: Language.
Vodka: Hecky Heck, I crave death.
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Madeline: Admit it Espresso Cookie! You've fallen for me! ^^
Espresso: *getting pissed* Well, I-
Y/n: He didn't fall for you Madeline, you tripped him.
Vodka: Yeah, we saw you.
Madeline: ;-;
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Hollyberry: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?! Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunkbed!
Dakr Cacao:
Vodka:
Dark Cacao: I'm going to tell her.
Vodka: Don't you dare.
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*Door opens*
Y/n: What are you doing here?
Red Velvet: Running away from Pomegranate cookie.
Y/n: *moves aside* Come on in.
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Yey.
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