JJK One shots

Would They Punch You for $1 Million?

Would the characters punch you for $1 mil, or not?

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Yuji:
﹡Absolutely not
﹡Doesn't matter how much you beg him, he won't hit you

Megumi:
﹡His immediate answer is no
﹡Then you tell him you two could have $1 mil if he did
﹡Considers it
﹡If he does, he does it very softly because he doesn't want to hurt you

Nobara:
﹡Yes
﹡Already winding up, watch out
﹡Tries to make you do a 75/25 split with her, where she gets the 75 obviously

Maki:
﹡Only under very specific circumstances or with certain people
﹡Punch Gojo? Ya, she'd do it for free. You? There would have to be pretty extreme extenuating circumstances 
﹡Would agree in the end, but would feel so bad because even her soft punch is like being hit by  a truck

Inumaki:
﹡Yes, he's already hitting you
﹡Jk, he'd probably look at you and go >:( okaka!!
﹡You explain how much money you two'd get and he signs for you to punch him in the face as well
﹡Have to tell him that's not how it works; mad, but agrees because he really wants a new hoodie
﹡"Okay, Toge. Just tell me when you're gonna-" *BAM* "TOGE WHAT THE HELL??" (signing) isn't this what you wanted?

Panda:
﹡No, end of discussion
﹡Seriously, if Panda punched you like he meant it, your head would be gone

Gojo:
﹡Yes
﹡A little too excited about the proposition
﹡Nervous laughter when he smiles at you and starts rolling up his sleeves before punching you
﹡You do end up being in the infirmary with Ieiri for the week, but it was worth it

Geto:
﹡Only if he thought there was a valid reason behind it
﹡Gentle punch where he kinda just pushes his hand into your face
﹡You tell him he actually has to try for you to get the money and he just walks away

Nanami:
﹡No
﹡Turns around and punches Gojo instead
﹡"Nanami, that's not how this works." "Yeah, I know."