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Yuji:
✌ Yes <3
✌ Good boy would THROW that hot coffee
✌ You look up at him and hes just like :D
✌ No thought, head empty, but in a very nice himbo way :) <3
Megumi:
✌ No
✌ Unless you were like one of the three people he cares about
✌ He would step out of the way and just watch you eat shit
✌ Would not offer to help you up, WOULD walk away
Nobara:
✌ Yes, but would be mad about it
✌ Bro if you made her drop her $12 starbucks latte she would beat the shit out of you
✌ You better hope she drops you because that's your only chance to run
✌ Put it in reverse ter
Maki:
✌ Yes, but does not like it
✌ Wouldn't drop you but would look like this the whole time :/
✌ Tells you not to do it again because she has scoliosis or sumn
✌ Gojo tries it and she bats him like a fucking pinata with her staff
Inumaki:
✌ No
✌ Not because he doesn't like you, mainly because he just thinks it would be funny for you to fall on the floor
✌ Laughs at you
✌ Helps you up ig but hes still laughing
Junpei:
✌ Omg this good boy would literally do whatever to catch yall
✌ Hed be like no please I dont have the arm strength for this I can barely lift my water bottle
✌ Too bad here my thick ass catch it
✌ He does but he is scared every time he sees you that youll do it again
Gojo:
✌ Malicious compliance
✌ Yes, he would catch you
✌ And then he would not put you down
✌ Have fun you stupid little baby
Geto:
✌ No
✌ Youd run straight into his chest and just kinda go flop
✌ He'd just stare at you with the most :| face ever
✌ Leaves you there
Nanami:
✌ Probably, under certain circumstances
✌ Doesn't want you to hurt yourself so hell try
✌ But if hes doing something or has coffee
✌ Hell just side step and ask if youre ok as you faceplant into the ground
Choso:
✌ No
✌ Not because he doesn't want to, but because he has no fuckin clue what youre doing
✌ You tell him he was supposed to catch you and hes just like ?? k y tho?
✌ Give up while youre ahead my guy
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