JJK One shots

Adopting a Pet with Them

What kind of pet would you adopt, and how would they act?

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Yuji:
🐾 You adopt a puppy you found on the street
🐾 It's tiny and malnourished but it won't stop wagging it's tail and Yuji is just like awe :D youre mine now little doggy come here and tuck it in his jacket
🐾 That meme that's like (teacher figure) what's in your jacket (student, hiding an animal) nothing (animal) *makes noise* (student) ...drugs
🐾 Names it something like peanut butter and takes it out for runs with him every morning even though it's tiny

🐾 Sometimes lil doggy gets tired because he's so lil and Yuji just carries him and continues his run with the dog under his arm

Megumi:
🐾 Turtle
🐾 Sometimes he just talks to it about his problems and it will yawn and he's like 'RIGHT that's what I said' and ur like bro what are you d o i n g
🐾Lets it out of its enclosure and ties a balloon to it so it doesn't get lost
🐾 It's name is something like Godzilla; he's had it for a while he named it as a child don't judge him too hard
🐾 Tries to teach it to bite Yuji if he picks it up
🐾 Takes it out into the courtyard and just stands there silently watching it wander around and eat grass for like two hours

Nobara:
🐾 A little purse dog
🐾 She definitely bought it from a breeder (don't do this fr bro >:/ )
🐾 WILL take it with her on missions even though she's been told not to MULTIPLE TIMES by Gojo and the others
🐾 Will bring it to a nice restaurant and feed it filet mignon sneakily and everyone else is like ma'am excuse me? what now?
🐾 Named it something like pinky or sprinkles or something lowkey stupid

Maki:
🐾 You two probably get a ball python or sumn
🐾 Sometimes you walk into her dorm and she's just crouched over staring at it waiting for it to move because she doesn't know if it's dead or sleeping; gives you a thumbs up and smile when it goes back in it's little house
🐾 Maki does in fact wear her sweatshirt backwards and lets it sleep in her hood like a little kangaroo
🐾Named it Bobo. Why? Dunno, but she did. And she would die for Bobo.
🐾 Scares Gojo with it and that's just a bonus :)

Inumaki:
🐾 A kitty you found in an alleyway on the way home from a mission :)
🐾 Uses his technique to get the cat to stay still while you two give it a flea bath, very useful 
🐾 Gets it kitty clothes of amazon and dresses it every day; the cat gets more attention than you do
🐾 Starts an instagram account just for the kitty 
🐾 You two give it a name but end up calling it 'kitty' all the time
🐾 He will make you move over so kitty can sleep in between you two like obvi theres a fav and it's not you, sorry :/

Panda:
🐾 He's a panda that's just wrong
🐾 A zebra :)

Junpei:
🐾 A baby squirrel he found that lost it's mother; you two nurse it back to health
🐾 He comes home and shows you; poor baby is basically in tears blubbering about the tiny squirrel
🐾 It takes a lot of work, but you two finally do it and end up with a squirrel baby that is a literal baby it is sooo needy
🐾 He cries when he releases it back into the wild, but it comes back the same night and he cries even harder because it chose him
🐾 Definitely took it outside and showed it how to dig holes and hide acorns like 'no like THIS' (scratching noises) 'see there'
🐾 Gives it a kind of cute but stupid name like Jimmy, but you love Jimmy unconditionally

Gojo:
🐾 A bird, specifically one who can speak
🐾 Teaches it the dumbest shit and you're like eNOUGH STOP I T
🐾 They are literally the same; you buy the bird a mirror to entertain it and one day walk into ur room; the bird is looking at itself and two feet away is Gojo doing the same thing in the human sized mirror
🐾 Laughs when it poops on a guest, especially Nanami
🐾 Definitely names it Gojo jr.
🐾 Gets it tiny sunglasses and will send you pictures of them twinning like sir im at work

Geto:
🐾 A rat
🐾 He is a chonky little man who is SPOILED and gets too many treats
🐾 Sometimes you come home and he is asleep in Geto's pocket and ur like um ma'am how long have you been here and he's like all day why :)
🐾 Geto is definitely your chunky sons favorite; you yell at him for chewing through some of your clothes he got ahold of and he literally R U N S to his dad and is like plz help put me in the safety pocket papa
🐾 He's named something like chonky and he does in fact respond to the name

Nanami:
🐾 A kitty from a shelter :)
🐾 You fought tooth and nail for this kitty, and even though Nanami was like uh no you still got him to agree after days of begging (i.e. annoying him)
🐾 Dad who doesn't want an animal but ends up babying it energy
🐾 You come home and the cat is being held like a baby and you hear Nanami like 'I KNOW mr. muffin, I said that, but did he listen? Nooooo. But you listen to me, right mr. muffin?' "mow" 'I know :)'
🐾 It hissed at Gojo the first time they met and swatted his hand when he tried to pet it and you've never seen this man so excited and close to laughter

Choso:

🐾 A bearded lizard
🐾 He just holds it out at arms length and looks at it and it's like :p :) and he's just :O
🐾 Learns it likes body heat, so he'll tuck it in his jacket, but then forgets it's there and shows up at the supermarket with a bearded dragon poking its head out bcuz of the noise
🐾 Decks out its enclosure like that little man will want for NOTHING
🐾 Does in fact have a tiny leash for it and will take it out for walks on nice days; takes it to the park and lets it sunbathe on rocks
🐾 Has no idea what to name it so just calls it 'lizard'
🐾 Will stand there and make sure it eats the crickets he feed it like 'no, son, you can't go to bed until you finish your dinner'