formal apology

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To the 2 out of 10.6k people that disapproved of me saying quarter past 5,

I am very sorry. My disease called British made me say it.. What I did was wrong and even though I've been saying that literally my entire life since everyone around me has too because I live in Britain, what I said was not okay. I apologize that I'm too much of a "stupid fuck" to say 5:15.

I have decided to stop being British and shut the fuck up

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I have decided to stop being British and shut the fuck up. Also you forgot the apostrophe in IT'S. I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive me for saying quarter past five.

Im so sorry that I've made your life miserable by not catering to the needs of non English speakers and saying quarter past five

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Im so sorry that I've made your life miserable by not catering to the needs of non English speakers and saying quarter past five. But hey, considering that this is an extremely common phrase, I hope I have helped you learn something new. And if you dont know what quarter past five mean, good news!! If you know what a quarter is and you know what 5 it's extremely easy to figure out that it's a quarter of an hour past five. If you can't figure that out, Google is free and extremely easy to use. Here is a link: Google.com

I apologize that I am too "royal and shit" and "talk fancy" by saying these things in a fanfiction. Especially since the terms themselves aren't fancy like, at all, and are used by most people (even non English speakers. Shocking, i know. It could be because it's such a commen phrase, but what would i know)

Statistically, 1 in every 5,300 people are angry at the phrase "quarter past 5" so I will work on improving myself to be more considerate of those 2/10,600 people. I am so sorry for my actions again.

Sincerely,

Me.

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