TFP Behind the Mask of Prime

TFP Behind The Mask of Prime - S01 Ch03

--Star Ch 3—

Elita-1: Optimus... I'm pregnant for Primus sake!

Bulkhead looks around nervously Bulkhead: Does that mean, you're gonna give birth? Like, right now?

Perceptor: Walks in Did I just hear what I thought I heard?

Brainstorm : How do we even get pregnant in the first place

Megatron: Who in the fuck are you two???

Brainstorm : I'm, a scientist thank you very much

Perceptor: What in the allspark did I miss-

Ratchet: Well Elita shows sighs of third trimester. Though I do not know how many thousands of year she been pregnant for.

Elita do you know?

Brainstorm : Heads over to computer Lemme see, I can work it just rig-

Elita-1: I don't... the last we did the Devils Tango was a few days before the war.

Jack: You guys can get pregnant?

Smokescreen : Idk, we just, exist?

Arcee: How else do you think we repopulate Jack?

Jack: I don't know- Primus spawned you?

Smokescreen : Apparently

Optimus: Apparently

Ratchet: Yes, yes we can.

Jack: I-

Ratchet: Well not males-

Only the females ofc.

Brainstorm : Can I, fiddle with your computer

Ratchet: Go ahead.

Jack: I'm honestly scared now.

Perceptor: I am scared too-

Breakdown: Can I be the godfather?

Knockout: This isn't your silly little human thing games?

Jack: I mean- Humans don't spawn in sooo i guess I shouldn't be suprised. :I

Elita-1: I-... you know there are multiple ways to conceive a child for us.

Smokescreen : So, I think how you conceived this child is, you fucked

Arcee: Smokescreen?!

Miko: "Well, isn't that obvious"

Optimus: Smokescreen...please keep your mouth shut for once

Raf: Didn't you guys say that the all spark makes you guys?

Perceptor: They have another method of spawning?

Jack: Well- Yeah-

Smokescreen : Whaattt-

Bulkhead: I'd listen to Optimus kid, Arcee might blow a gasket.

Wheeljack: I'm starting to like this kid-

Elita-1: Well there's also the adoption way or the Vecter Sigma way.

Raf: " The Vecter Sigma way?"

Brainstorm : Or, you just cold construct somebody, oh wait, I think thats the wrong continuity

Bumblebee: You might be thinking of what Alpha Trion does.

Brainstorm : what does, he do-

Megatron: I feel unqualified to be in this conversation but I'm here anyway. Just kinda standing around-