Ghost BC Headcanons and Oneshots!

Various Posts

So these are all random posts from my tumblr that aren't worth their own thing here and arent long enough to warrant using for a whole chapter here but i thought were funny. So you're getting them here. Am I comment fishing? Yes. Do all of you love leaving every detail about your personal lives and views in my comments? Yes. Win win.

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Dew, a poor and frail victorian child: Pa-pa, may I please have some irish spring? Oh you did say I might have a bar when I've finished my chores, and they're all done now, and I really would enjoy it. Oh please, pa-pa, I've been waiting all year. maybe, if times are hard, even just a sip of the shower gel would do.

Aether, kicking Dew off his leg: what the fuck bestie

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I've decided to start giving you HCs without telling you what I'm talking about. You just have to guess. As a treat.

Papa I: Dust. like not even ash. Dust. Household Dust

Papa II: a hot toddy

Papa III: a chai tea latte

Copia: hollandaise. which is like fine .. but... why

Dew: the new gold flavor monster. or household cleaner jungle juice

Swiss: Regular but like PEAK regular.

Rain: No one knows. he shy

Aether: nothing. air. water. its something but theres no flavor.

Mountain: like a wet bathing suit you left in the tub after you went in the lake and forgot to hang up. if you touch it with your bare skin it makes you a little moldy

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pilf (papa i'd like to fuck)

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explaining ghost lore to my sugar daddy rn while chain smoking after watching treasure planet. he doesn't understand why dew eats soap but that's okay he's learning

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Ask: Sometimes I think Aether is my favorite but tbh based on who I draw most, Dew is unfortunately my favorite

Answer: honestly before i fell in love with swiss aether was probably my overall favorite. Dew is always tied for the top spot because #relatable i am also a total fucko. the way i wrote aether in my book though is TOP TIER aether and thats the way i love him the most

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i made the ghouls in sims and the FIRST thing swiss did was get an std i CANNOT

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don't need rainbows for pride month. i'm already wearing a ghost shirt

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Ask: Ghouls are fully capable of running at high speeds both on two legs and if need be on all four as well. It's just funny seeing new members of the clergy practically shit a brick the first time they see dewdrop zoom past them in a pure chaotic manner to go fuck some shit up. I laugh at the idea of Copia almost having a heart attack at the sight of a ghoul dashing down the hallway in the middle of the night on his first day.

Answer: Thats such a funny thought. I never even had that idea but i really like it and i think it's really fitting if i dont think about what human shaped bodies look like running on all fours. but if they can do it and make it really smooth looking it would still be 100% horrifying and scared the living fuck out of anyone who saw it for the first time. Dew and Swiss would purposely run around on all fours at top speeds to scare any new clergy members, and DEFINITELY every time they got a new papa/cardinal. they get a great kick out of making grown men shriek like little girls upon seeing what they know very well to be a demon sprinting on all fours at 40 mph towards them at 4am. Great idea thank you for this image.

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just remembered swiss in the old uniform. thought you might want to also remember swiss in the old uniform. just think about it. swiss in the old uniform. right?

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Ask: Hear me out I hade the weirdest thought evr: Copi and Ghoulies being like a Death Metal band and their songs be like "RIGATTONI", "PIZZA", "PICCOLINI", "CAPUCCHINO" etc. in Death Metal voice ( srsly imagine Copia singing such stupid stuff like that ) 😇💀🔥

Answer: thats already what i hear every time copia opens his mouth. and i can tell you. it sounds silly. in other news i would love to hear tobias yelling CAPUCCINO in a mary-goore esque styling but i think copia already sounds like enough of a parody of the band ghost on his own that if they did make a sesame-street-satan song like that it would sound like... the usual

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i was watching p*rn last night and the opening like logo thing played 10seconds of Cirice by Ghost. so that was a funny little surprise.

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Ask: May I get some Ghost hunting ghosts? How would the Papas react to having been invited to do some paranormal investigation?

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I don't have a lot to say about this but i'm picturing III agreeing to have some guy do ghost hunting in the church as like some silly fake thing for an article but a professional shows up with a whole team and experts and equipment and he's just running around panicking the whole time trying to hide stuff and come up while reasonal non-ghost related reasons for shit while also trying to make it look like he's helping. the ghouls are causing trouble at every corner, it's all very scooby-doobian.

PS: if there are any artists interesting in helping me with three book covers please DM or send in an ask for more details. Pt2 of my book should be out before the end of the year and im still coverless. thank u