Ghost BC Headcanons and Oneshots!

Negative Various Members HC

just negative things about the ghouls (they were requested in a bunch of different posts but im just gonna make them one big one here

Rain: constantly asking for help with little things bc he's baby and but people think he's just being lazy and taking advantage of them. and honestly, sometimes he is. eats like an eight year old that got his allowance and enough time to get to the 7/11. when he's upset, like really upset, he'll come for you personally. he won't tell you to fuck off and leave him alone but he will tell you you're ugly and that you're dumb and no one loves you. sure he doesn't mean it but coming from him, it sounds like it. holds all his anger inside because he doesn't want to be mean so when he explodes he reads you for fucking filth

Mountain: the silent treatment his weapon of choice. he's an expert at ignoring and he could do it for a year if he wanted to. you will be dead to him. you still start to wonder if you really are dead because even if you punched him in the face he wouldn't flinch and give you the satisfaction. he's lazy and doesn't want to do the heavy lifting when it comes to getting anything he wants. he's not romantic and expects his s/o to just be okay with it even if they've told him they need a little more effort from him. he's close minded and will not change his fucking opinions for anything, which can be a strength, but it's usually just proving how ignorant he can be

Swiss: 

- saying someone is too good at everything doesnt sound like an insult, but it does when they brag about it. Swiss has always been the multi ghoul, meaning hes always been pretty good at everything, but never specialized in something. so rather than do more to hide the fact he's a jack of all trades but master of none, he just brags about every tiny little thing he does. hes like 6′ but his ego is like 8′4″.

- he's a liar. there. i said it. unless he's your s/o, if his mouth is moving, it's probably a lie. whether hes bigging up his own adventures, or trying to cover his tracks about where he was and who he was with, its probably all bullshit. the only reason he doesn't lie to his partners is because he HATES being lied to in return and if he has feelings for you its a little harder to just shut you out once you realize he's full of it.

- messy house. has never washed a dish in his life and would die before he did. its not that he can't, obviously, he just thinks its beneath him and boring. he wants to do the fun things like impress people and fuck, not clean. his room is full of clothes on the floor and you can tell just by walking through the front door of his place that he's single and in his mid twenties to early thirties.the only thing in his house thats clean is him and thats a fucking promise.

Dewdrop: 

- eats soap ?? that's pretty fucking disgusting and if i didn't love him so much id hate him for it.

- absolutely never takes no for an answer. like ever. if you try and tell him no hell only reply "what do you mean no" until you say yes. this applies to just about anything you can think of.

- he can never turn off his feral-ness. he's always just like that. if he was the best man at your wedding he'd show up in his boxers with a tie on and a bar of soap in his hand and tell you you should be happy he showed up at all. 

Aether: 

- when he's in a shitty mood, he will say literally anything to you to get you away from him. he just wants to be left alone and if you wont let that happen he'll break up with you, tell you to fuck off, tell you to get away from him, tell you to go fuck yourself, whatever it takes. he doesn't mean it, and even if he knows that deep down, you're still causing the problem by existing, in his mind.

- when you've been together for a while, and you're comfortable with each other, things can get boring. he'll stop taking you on dates every week, and stop thanking you profusely for everything you do, and stop treating you like a queen. things will get stale quickly, so unless you're into routine, steer fucking clear or youre doomed

- he doesnt take instructions/authority well. hes usually the one in charge (of the ghouls at least) and telling everyone what to do, but the fastest way to piss him off is by bossing him around. he will go fucking nuts (See: the first point in this list).

-refuses to accept that there may be a different way to do things. it's aethers way or the highway and thats it. he thinks that if somethings easier, or faster than the way he does it, then it's not being done right, and it's fucking annoying how he wastes so much time doing stupid simple tasks because its the way he was taught and its the way he'll do them until he dies

Papa I: too old to do anything. he may be strong and smart, but he's old, and tired, and gets grumpy when he's tired. and when he's grumpy hes a fucking asshole. he really doesn't want to do anything, like go out for a fun day in the city, or try new things. can't teach an old dog new tricks, and he doesn't even try tricks he's known about for forty years. He can be boring, and he can be punchy and shitty when he's annoying (I don't mean like punchy as in hitting, just you know when you were grumpy as a kid and you get really irritated and annoyed and kind of just wanna have a hissy fit and cant control it???? that.)

Papa II: look we know he's grumpy, Ive said it before and I'll say it again, he is not interested in people. he likes parties, and he likes his friends (sometimes), and sure, he loves his s/o, but unless hes completely hopelessly devoted, dont expect a damn thing including a thank you. he has to be madly in love with you for you to even get flowers, and thats a stretch for him, which can leave his s/o feeling maybe a little lonely or unloved at times in the beginning. he has a shitty temper and when he gets mad its best to just leave him alone because you do not want to get caught in the crossfire here. he'll yell and scream and throw things and its not pretty. his temper is also a defensive thing. I wouldn't bring him a problem unless you want the person who caused it to show up in the obituaries of next weeks paper. He doesn't know how to handle things properly without getting angry or pretending they dont exist at all.

Papa III: cant take no for an answer. he doesnt understand when someone refuses his advances because all of the girls in the clergy falling all over him his whole life has made his head a little too big. if you want major fucking ego, he's the brother for you. if you don't want flowers, and you don't want random extravagant things, he's not the brother for you, because if you tell him you don't like the things he'll assume you hate him and decide that you shouldn't be together anymore. sure, it comes from a place of caring and wanting to spoil his s/o, but fuck, bro, tone it down.

Cardinal Copia: Resident Copia Dislik-er here, but if you're looking for emotional instability, look no further. you've found it. Copia is weak, and squishy, and couldn't kill a spider for you if you asked (he probably couldn't even swat away a mosquito for you). If you need someone to talk to about something heavy, he's not it. if you have a problem that requires the attention of a higher up, you're better off just going to Nihil instead. He can't handle his problems without losing his head and he doesn't understand that sometimes him going absolutely nuts annoys the absolute fuck out of other people.