🌓 Inhuman (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader) 🌗

🌒 Ep.16: Carpet Diem 🌒

~~~~~~~~~Dipper's POV~~~~~~~~~

"HUAAA, TOTAL DOMINATION!!" Mabel yelled as she raised her club in victory, "I am the master of attic stuff mini golf!! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the Bad Lands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to thread!!"

As she mentioned, she and I were in our room playing our own made up version of mini golf, with (y/n) on the bed counting our points, raising a pink card, "Point to Mabel!"

"Alright, let a pro on the field! Or floor or whatever," I got in position, hitting the ball with all my strength, which bounced off many objects before crashing out through the window, follows by a thud and a scream.

"AH, MY HEAD!! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!"

"Yes, Stan shot!!" I looked at (y/n), "Is that legal?"

"Mm, out of bounce."

"You're out of bounce!" I said as I poked his stomach with my club.

He laughed, grabbing a club of his own and pushing me back with it, "Hey don't hit the messenger, I don't make the rules!"

I was about to argue back, when Mabel's cat clock began to meow, looking at us sheepishly,  "Hey guys, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight!"

"Aw, again?" I dropped my club, "You can't leave in mid-game!"

"Don't be silly, I'm not leaving! My friends are coming to me!"

"Wait, what?" My eyes then widened in realization, "Oh no, no no no..!! Sleeping bags?! Rom-Coms?! Calling All Boys: Preteen addition?!?"

(y/n) placed a hand on my shoulder, "Dipper, don't panic, it's just gonna be a-"

And thus, Candy and Grenda bursted in like animals, "SLEEPOVER!!"

"AHHH!!"

Only an hour had passed, and the attic, which was suppose to be our room now looked like an explosion of sparkles and boy band merchandise. I was on the bed trying to block out the sound of high pitched screaming while the girls all huddled around a board game about dating guys.

(y/n) really got the short end of the stick though, because Grenda and Candy kept hitting on him constantly, and I could tell it made him uncomfortable.

Even Mabel did her best to keep her friends away from him, telling them constantly that he had a girlfriend while shooting me apologetic glances.

"Okay," Mabel quickly changed the conversation, "how much do you like boys?"

"Sooo much!" Grenda replied.

"Boys make me think about kissing!"

"Candy, oh my gosh!!" she threw a pillow at Candy because of her answer.

Mabel laughed, "We are so crazy tonight!!" Then she shrieked loudly, the two other girls doing the same, and I swear I went deaf for a good couple of seconds.

Grenda was the first to stop, "Who wants to smear makeup on my face?!"

Mabel gasped, "You're already so beautiful, Grenda, what would be the point?"

And Grenda proceeded to punch the floor while chanting, "Beautiful!! Beautiful!! Beautiful!!"

I sat up, "Mabel, do you think you can do this somewhere else?! You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!!"