🌓 Inhuman (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader) 🌗

🌗 Ep. 10: Northwest Manor Mystery 🌗

~~~~~~~~~Dipper's POV~~~~~~~~~~

"You asked for it, you got it!! An entire forty-eight hours of Ghost Harassers on the used-to-be about history channel!!"

"Be strong, bladder," I said as I patted my stomach, lying on the living room couch. "We're not gonna move 'till sunset."

And then my fun was immediately ruined. "We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!!"

"Aw, what?!"

That's when Mabel ran inside, sitting on the floor. "It's starting!!"

"Turn it up!!" Candy sat beside her.

"Make room for Grenda!!" And of course, Grenda had to throw herself on the couch right in front of me. Seriously, I'm only asking for one moment of peace!

"Well, tonight's the night but I've been out here for days!! The Northwest family's annual high society shindig-ball-soiree is here!! And even though common folk aren't let in, they won't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness!!"

"Oooooooh..!!" All three girls now laid on their stomachs on the floor, staring in awe as the tv showed the party from the inside

That's when (y/n) stepped into the room, a water bottle in hand. "What's all the commotion about?"

"We're looking at the best party ever!" Grenda answered. "Rich food, richer boys!!"

"They say each gift basket has a live quail inside!" Mabel added.

And Candy was having her own internal issues as she passed her hand over the tv screen. "Give me your life, Pacifica..!"

I turned to (y/n), trying to muster all my pain into my expression. "Please help me..!!"

He laughed at my pain, the absolute jerk, before walking over to the girls. "Guys, incase you've already forgotten, Pacifica Northwest is kinda the worst."

"No, not kinda. She is the worst," I corrected. Then I heard someone knock on the door, making my way over. "And that's not just jealousy talking, I would say that to her face!"

And as I opened the door, I saw a covered up Pacifica standing outside our doorway. "I need your help."

"You're the worst." And I slammed the door in her face. "See?"

I could hear (y/n) trying to contain his laughter, whereas my sister and her friends were gasping so hard you'd think they were fish out of water. Then another knock hit the door, this one much harsher, and I groaned as I opened the door again.

"Look, you think it's easy for me to come here?!" she began. "I don't wanna be seen in this hobble!! But there's something haunting Northwest Manor! If you don't help me the party could be ruined!!"

I rolled my eyes. "And why should I help you?! All you've ever done is humiliate us!!"

"Just name your price, okay?! I'll give you anything!!"

"Hi, Pacifica! Excuse us." Mabel grabbed my arm and tugged me away from the doors. "Dipper, don't you see what this means?! If you help Pacifica you get us invites to the greatest party of all time!!"

"What?! Mabel, this is Pacifica we're talking about!!"

"But it's Candy and Grenda's dream!!"