Xisuma: Guys Grian is missing
Cleo: Good
Etho to Bdubs: Aww look at you! So cute and small
Bdubs: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Ren, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Bdubs cute or small
Xisuma: When Grian with born the gods said 'they're too perfect for this world'
Scar: Please. When he was born the devil said 'oh competition'
Ren: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Bdubs: Etho was the scariest thing I could think of!
Etho: Bdubs told me to pick the stupidest costume possible
Jimmy texting Joel: Joel there's a moth outside the bathroom door can you please get rid of it?
Jimmy: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Jimmy: Joel
Jimmy: Joel
Joel: Joel is dead. You're next. Love, moth.
Sausage, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Pearl: *bites into whole kitkat bar like a heathen*
Sausage, crying: Please... stop...
Scar: What does 'take out' mean?
Bdubs: Food
Scott: Dating
Ren: Murder
Etho: It can be all three if you're brave enough
Xisuma: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Impulse: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Cleo: Drunk
Pearl: Wasted
Grian: Dead
Xisuma: Ah yes, here we have a beautiful couple
Sausage: I really care about your feelings!
Joel: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Xisuma, turning his head: ...and then we have the disaster couple...
Bdubs: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Etho: I WOULDNT HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Xisuma: Is anyone going to tell me what's going here?
Impulse: We'll it's kinda complicated but Grian-
Xisuma: Got it. Forget I asked
Xisuma: Grian! What did I tell you about lying?
Grian, looking down: ..that it only works on Scar
Tango: What's it like being tall?
Tango: Is it nice?
Tango: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Etho: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools just to get what they want
Bdubs: It was one time!
Tango: Please excuse me while my emotions fall out of my face
Grian: I have the attention span of an ADHD ridden goldfish
Bdubs to Etho: If I didn't love you I would barbecue you
Xisuma: You're my greatest friend and I would do anything for you
Cleo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Xisuma: Absolutely not
Grian: Do you think you could be serious for 5 minutes?
Scar: My record is 4, but I think I can manage it
Cleo: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
Ren: I was arrested for being too cool
Cleo: The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence
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Collision (HermitcraftxEmpires Au)
FanfictionPrequel to Elusion. The Hermits failed to open the vault, and King Ren continues to rule the server. Grian receives mysterious compasses from Grumbot, and the hermit's enter the rift to the world of Empires. Some Hermit's stay behind, and while the...
