I'm enjoying making these so have some more. Also using this as filler while I figure out how I'm going to end this story xd. Ill probably have the next real chapter out by tomorrow!
Cleo: I have an idea!
Xisuma: Does it involve breaking the law?
Cleo: By now don't you think that's a given?
Xisuma: I was just trying to be optimistic
Cleo: Don't botherGrian: Am I going too far?
Xisuma: You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prisonLizzie: I've been dropping him insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response
Joel: Wow. They sound stupid
Lizzie: They're not actually. They're really smart. Just dense
Joel: Maybe you need to be more obvious, like 'hey, I love you'
Lizzie: I guess you're right. Hey Joel, I love you
Joel: See! Just like that
Lizzie: Holy fucking shit
Joel: Sorry Lizzie but if that flies over his head then he's too dumb for you
Lizzie: JoelRen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Bdubs: Do not do that
Ren: You won't even notice!
Etho enters room: Hey guys
Ren: Bdubs is single
Bdubs:Xisuma: We've got to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without?
Cleo: Jevin probably
Jevin: HEY-*something crashes*
Bdubs: Shoot-
Ren, running into the room in a panic: WHAT FELL?!
Etho, walking by the room calmly: What died?Etho: I desire moisture
Bdubs: Please just say 'I want water' like a normal personXisuma: Grian...
Grian: Oh no, Grian in B-flat
Grian: You're disappointed*someone sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Keralis: I ain't reading all that
Keralis: I'm happy for you tho
Keralis: Or sorry that happenedEtho: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you just really annoy me and I can't handle your crap. Have fun figuring out which one it is
Cleo: I hate Jevin
Xisuma: 'Hate' is a strong word
Cleo: I have strong opinionsJimmy: Ooh a train!
Scott: We're in a train station JimmyRen: Honestly I'm so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living, I strike fear into-
Bdubs: You sleep with a teddy bear
Ren: HE'S MY SECOND IN COMMAND TO MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!!Pearl: Why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna sleep in it anyways?
Cleo: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Pearl:
Pearl: I'll go make my bed-Ren: The ritual. To perform is requires a sacrifice.
Etho: Sacrifice? I nominate Bdubs
Bdubs: Wait what?
Etho: Because you're so little, you'll fit on the barbecue
Bdubs: I'm 5'10! I'm average height in most places!
Ren: It's not that kind of sacrifice guys!Bdubs, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Ren, half asleep: Bdubs this is a king sized bed. This means it's for *gestures vaguely to himself* the king.Etho: I have a new hoodie
Bdubs: Wrong.
Bdubs: We have a new hoodie.Xisuma: Are you mad?
Cleo: No.
Xisuma: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a new hobby?Scar watching Bdubs and Tango fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they hurt each other?
Etho, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other
Scar: Then.. who's the strongest out of you three?
Tango: Etho
Bdubs: Etho
Etho: MeKatherine: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Shelby
Shelby: I hate myself
Katherine: Alright, square upSausage: Pick a card, any card
Joey: Fine
Sausage: Hey that's my credit card!
Joey: *shrugging* you said any cardGem: Look guys I need help
Pearl: Love help?
Doc: Financial help?
Xisuma: Emotional help?
Cleo: Help moving a body?
*everyone looks at Cleo*
Cleo: What?Scott: I want someone to take me out
Jimmy: On a date?
Gem: With a sniper gun?
Fwip: Both if you're not a cowardBdubs: I have a problem
Etho: Kill it
Bdubs: Can you chill for like 2 seconds?Ren: What's up? I'm back
Grian: I saw you die. You died. You were dead
Ren: Death is a social constructGrian, watching Jimmy do something stupid: Scar you're officially only the second highest risk
Scar: Hell yeah! I'm gonna-
Grian: Don't finish that sentence. You'll move back upImpulse: You're drunk
Tango: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar ImpulseTango: Oh no. She texted you 'hi'. Punctuation can only mean one thing. She's mad at you.
Scott: No it's Pearl she's just being grammatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Pearl: And then I used a period so he'd know I'm mad at him
Cleo: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad' it means 'you're dead to me'
Pearl: I stand by my choice
YOU ARE READING
Collision (HermitcraftxEmpires Au)
FanfictionPrequel to Elusion. The Hermits failed to open the vault, and King Ren continues to rule the server. Grian receives mysterious compasses from Grumbot, and the hermit's enter the rift to the world of Empires. Some Hermit's stay behind, and while the...