transformers prime helluva boss crossover

chapter 8: keeping secrets

One day after Ratchet reminding Blitz and Stolas about that horrible time they both have been unable to concentrate on anything especially talking with the Autobots they could barely even listen to Felicity's rant about the Fazbear frights story he told me everything

Wheeljack: Blitz Stolas are you two alright? You haven't tried to do a joke in a while or get horny.

Stolas: were fine Wheeljack.

Felicity: and another thing about this abomination of a Fazbear frights story it doesn't have anything to do with five nights at Freddy's! I mean you can connect the other Fazbear frights stories to the games but He told me everything has literally nothing to do with five nights at Freddy's I mean bitch what the fuck!!!

But Blitz and Stolas were keeping that secret until the point where they both had lost their minds. The Autobots returned from searching for predacon bones to find Blitz and Stolas sleeping on the couch peacefully.

Arcee: wow that's the most peaceful they both have been since yesterday.

Blitz: *gets the fuck up* FUCK I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! TIMMY *points at Smokescreen* GO GET YOUR SISTER!! NO NOT BY THAT!!! NO NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL!!! HERE WE'RE DOING GRANOLA BARS! NO NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BB ARS!!!

Ratchet: is it just me or have Blitz and Stolas both gone insane?

Blitz: *grabs Raf violently* GET YOUR ASS UP YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER!!! *Throws Raf on the couch*.

Raf: Blitz Stolas are you ok?

Stolas: shut up and please leave me alone Stella!

Jack: ok I'm calling my mom because both of them are going insane.

Once Jack's mom June got to the base Felicity and Miko took the chloroform out of her bag and chloroformed both Blitz and Stolas. Once Blitz and Stolas woke up everyone had an intervention for them due to how they both have acted since yesterday.

Stolas was trying to deny them from the truth about the past but Blitz couldn't help it and keep it inside so he had to say it in front of everyone.

Blitz: ME AND STOLAS MAY HAVE SEEN A PREDACON IN A HIDDEN ROOM IN STOLAS'S CASTLE HIS DAD HAD HIDDEN BACK WHEN ME AND STOLAS WERE BOTH SMALL KIDS!!!

Stolas: BLITZ!

Ultra Magnus: what!?

Blitz told everyone about when he and Stolas had broke into a room that Stolas's dad kept locked up and when they broke in they saw a predacon and have vowed to keep it a secret.

Ratchet: well now that Blitz and Stolas are not insane anymore it is unclear why Paimon had a predacon in a hidden room in his castle.

Blitz then shows everyone the plan he had in mind to get the answer out of Stolas's dad through crappy drawings of everyone in the room.

Blitz: okay so here's the plan for getting the answer out of Stolas's deadbeat dad! We sneak into his castle we fuck up the hallways we try to find the room expose the predacons corpse Lucifer kicks him out of hell and gives us infinite money!!! Any questions?

Ratchet: yeah why was that nonsense?

Blitz: that wasn't a question.

Ratchet: that wasn't a plan.

Blitz: I'm sorry but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do Ratchet it's not my fault you've got a smooth little robotic brain upstairs.

Ratchet: what?