chapter 16: the past

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I.M.P came back to the base after killing a bunch of people for money and after an encounter with Fizzarolli Blitz was completely pissed off, so pissed off that he threw a piece of equipment at the wall.

Ratchet: BLITZ I ...

Blitz: WHAT YOU NEEDED THAT!!!

Arcee: what happened?

Caddy: we ran into Fizzarolli that's what happened.

Agent Fowler: when is this situation with fizzarolli going to end?

Blitz: never! You know why, because he's an overrated sellout jester!

Stolas: Blitz don't scream I just put the owlet imps to sleep.

Blitz: sorry it's just annoying talking to that, that, THAT SELLOUT DICK!!! *Throws a axe at the wall*.

Owlet imps: *crying*

Blitz: I'll handle it.

Stolas: Blitzy I don't think you should handle them when you're angry. *Follows Blitz*.

Felicity: what is with Blitz and Fizzarolli?

Millie: well the only people who know what happened is well...

Moxxie: Blitz's family.

Two hours later Barbie wire and Tilla showed up through a portal to hell and everyone started asking questions about what had happened between Blitz and Fizzarolli.

Barbie wire: back when we were in the the circus as kids they were the best of friends preforming circus acts together Blitz didn't even care that everyone thought Fizzarolli was a better clown.

The scene then cuts to a flashback to when Blitzo and Fizzarolli were kids playing with balloons horses fizzarolli was playing with a red balloon horse and Blitzo was playing with a green balloon horse with no legs.

Fizzarolli: I'm banana pudding and I like to dance

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Fizzarolli: I'm banana pudding and I like to dance.

Blitzo: I am worm horse and I, I am sad.

Fizzarolli: why are you sad worm horse?

Blitzo: because I have no leg!

Fizzarolli: Oh, well that's okay.

Blitzo: I lost my legs in the war!

Fizzarolli: *gasps* the war!?

Blitzo: yes, the great pirate war!

Fizzarolli: no, no pirates.

Blitzo: the great pirate war!!!

Fizzarolli: if you keep talking about pirates I will punch you.

Blitzo: I fought bravely But I could not run fast enough they took my legs there was blood everywhere!

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