(I was thinking of the helluva boss episode spring broken and when I was writing this chapter)
Stolas was introducing his newly hatched daughter Azalea while Octavia was holding Spiroz and Vintzo until Optimus and Smokescreen drove in from a portal to hell and Blitz and Caddy came out and then Loona came out very pissed off at Blitz.
Caddy: I can't believe you actually made that bet!
Ratchet: what happened?
Loona: Blitz betted off Optimus and Smokescreen.
Ultra Magnus: what!?!
The scene then cuts to a flashback to an Ally in hell and Optimus and Smokescreen were in their vehicle modes while Blitz was practicing on disassembling and reassembling a rifle in about 15 seconds until a fancy pick car with a license plate that said suck-4-life drove in almost hitting Blitz.
Blitz: Oh not a kid You suck for life Don't you You again bitch!
Verosica: Blitzo
Smokescreen: *whispers* wow who is that?
Loona: that's Verosica mayday.
Optimus prime: who?
Caddy: *whispers* Verosica mayday she's a pop star and Blitz's ex.
Smokescreen: HE DATED A SUPERSTAR!!!
Loona: be quiet.
Verosica and Blitz were fighting each other until Verosica mayday notices Optimus and Smokescreen in their vehicle modes.
Verosica: I bet you can't kill more people than I can fuck in one day for those two cars.
Blitz: deal.
Caddy: BLITZ NO!!!!!!
The scene cuts back to the present and everyone just staring at Blitz.
Ratchet: YOU BETTED OFF OPTIMUS AND SMOKESCREEN TO A SUCCUBUS POP STAR!!!!
Miko: Verosica mayday is a succubus?
Blitz: Yes and in addition to her being a succubus she is also... my ex.
Everyone just stared in a few minutes of silence and then freaked the freak out after they processed the fact that Blitz dated Verosica mayday.
Raf: what the heck?
Jack: you dated Verosica mayday!
Blitz: yes
Felicity: The Verosica Mayday!
Blitz: why is everyone acting like that's such a shock?
Bulkhead: hello? it's Verosica Mayday
Arcee: It's you.
Bumblebee: It's because no one can see you dating verasica Mayday
Ratchet: It's just is she blind?... Suffering from some severe form of brain damage?
Blitz: okay everyone's making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be I don't pry into your stupid personal live's.
Ultra Magnus: You do that.
Smokescreen: all the time.
Circuitjack: You do it too much.
Blitz: plus I don't like to talk about it.
Stolas: Blitzy You don't have any more feelings for her now do you?
Blitz: unless you you count calling her a drunken whore.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover
Fanfictionthis is a crossover between transformers prime and helluva boss featuring my OC'S when stolas sends two I.M.P assassin's to Jasper Nevada to kill a demon fugitive and his daughter Octavia sneaks off with the two then the after loona and Caddy (my h...
