{ POV }
{ Third Person }
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< 6 >
Matthew: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Alex: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Dexter: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Leo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Sora: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Coffee:
Coffee: I have emotional scars.
// ..Coffee 💀
Matthew: Time for plan G.
Alex: Don't you mean plan B?
Matthew: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Dexter: What about plan D?
Matthew: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Leo: What about plan E?
Matthew: I'm hoping not to use it. Sora dies in plan E.
Coffee: I like plan E.
// coffee just doesnt wants to deal with angst today sigh
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Coffee: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Leo: ...I did. I broke it.
Coffee: No. No you didn't. Matthew?
Matthew: Don't look at me. Look at Alex.
Alex: What?! I didn't break it.
Matthew: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Alex: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Matthew: Suspicious.
Alex: No, it's not!
Dexter: If it matters, probably not, but Sora was the last one to use it.
Sora: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dexter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sora: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dexter!
Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Coffee.
Coffee: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Dexter: Coffee... Matthew's been awfully quiet.
Matthew: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Coffee, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Coffee: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Coffee:
Coffee: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
// i literally had to switch their places for this
Your prompt:
Matthew: Croissants: dropped
Alex: Road: works ahead
Dexter: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Leo: Shavacado: fre
Sora: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Coffee:
Coffee, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
// gonna be real here i also didnt understand a thing
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Matthew: Thanks fam!
Dexter: oh no
Alex: *cries* I love you too
Leo: Sounds fake but okay
Sora: *A flustered mess*
Coffee: can i get a refund
// flat out accurate
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< 5 >
(timeline is before when coffee appeared)
Matthew: I'm an idiot.
Dexter:
Alex:
Leo:
Sora:
Matthew:
Dexter: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
//just dexter being in character
Matthew: Bye Alex! Bye Sora! Bye Leo! Bye Dexter! Bye Alex!
Sora: You said 'bye Alex' twice.
Matthew: I like Alex.
// ..i never knew how much i needed this
Matthew: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Alex: Rude.
Sora: That's fair.
Leo: Not again.
Dexter: Are you going to want this back?
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