Peter: So how did you and Matt meet?
Koichi: Well...
5 years ago
Koichi: Hey Master!
Daredevil in the black suit: Wrong guy, kid.
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Earth-65 Matt: What the hell are you wearing?
Daredevil: It's my ass-kicking armor, bitch!
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Shigaraki: That Spider-man pisses me off so much. Who does he think he is? Fighting against two fronts. When I get my hands on him, I'm going to turn him and all his friends to ash.
Himiko, casually texting her boyfriend: Whatever makes you happy Tomura.
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Kitty: Logan! Something is wrong with Laura!
Logan, entering Dad mode: What's wrong?!
Kitty: She just told me that she was thinking about a boy she met in Japan, and she made a JOKE about it!!
In Japan.
Peter, on the phone: Hello?
Logan: What did you do to my daughter, Bub?!?!
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Fantasy A.U
Peter, pinned to a tree: Tell me Daywalker, is my cursed blood the only thing that you seek from me?
Himiko: Why of course, you cheap Robin Hood Knock-off. Besides what are going to do? Stick your sword in me. I love it happen.
Peter: I was thinking of penetrating you with a different kind of 'blade'.
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May: My nephew is such a kind and innocent little angel.
Peter, an anarchist that beats the shit out of muggers every night while also making time for his murderer girlfriends and is trained by the guy who people claim to be the devil: It's true. Licks his Ice-cream
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Mugger: Hand over everything you got, you quirkless freaks.
Peter: What makes you think that we are quirkless?
Mugger: You really think someone with a quirk would be blinded like that guy? And only quirkless people want to hang out with each other.
Matt, hits the guy with his cane: Quirkist.
Peter: That's not a word.
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Police Officer: Mr. Murdock, you are under arrest for you your crimes as Daredevil.
Matt: But I'm not Daredevil.
Police Officer: We have video footage of you taking off your suit.
Toga, as Matt in Daredevil suit in the window: While I am flattered. I am also slightly creeped out.
Matt: Everyone, meet my secret twin brother, Mike.
Toga: Hi... Bye. Jumps out the window
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Peter: Do not give the Eri a knife.
Toga: Two knives.
Peter: Wh- What? No!
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Spider-man: Bad Blood
FanfictionPeter Parker was born quirkless. He didn't really mind. The bullying and neglect were annoying, but they were nothing compared to being orphaned when he was 5. After a freak accident during a field trip, Peter gains extraordinary abilities that brea...
