Cale :Your Highness if 9+8 is 16 then what is 8+9?
Alberu :Cale I'm busy for your games. Of course it is 16.
Cale : Your Highness, 9+8 is 16 then what's 8+9?
Alberu : 16!
Cale : 9+8 is 16. What's 8+9?
Alberu : Cale you aren't fooling me. 9+8 is 16 then 8+9 is 16 of course because you just switch the numbers.
Cale : ALBERU WHAT'S 9+8?!
Alberu : 16!
Cale : .....
Kim rok soo : *wheeze loudly*
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Cale : *barges into Deruth's office* My most beloved daddy in the whole wide world!
Deruth : *sigh* Cale I know that tone more than I know my wife.
Cale : *act innocent* Whatever do you mean father?
Deruth : What do you want?
Cale : Money.
Deruth : I already predicted it. Here's your allowance.
Cale : Thank you father.
Bud, who was drag by Cale : *spit out his drink* 'ISN'T THAT A FUCKING STACK BLANK CHEQUE?!'
Cale : *drag Bud out of the office* I'll be in a bar if you need me.
Bud : What the fuck did I just saw?
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Cale : How do you spell orange?
Kim rok soo : The fruit or the color?
Cale : The color.
Choi Han, who was sitting near them : 'Wait, the color is spelled o. r. a. n. g. e., then the fruit is spell, o. r. a. n. g.- no no if the color is spell o. r. a. n. - '*continue to brainstorm*
Cale and Kim rok soo : *trying their best to hold their laughter*
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Cale : Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Alberu : Huh?
Cale : Is orange a color or a fruit?
Bud : What?
Cale : Chicken and egg which comes first?
Toonka : Of course the chicken HAHHAHA- wait then where did the chicken came fro-
Cale : If you really think about it the ocean is a big bowl of seafood soup.
Archie : The hell?
Cale : If pie is called pie, then why is pi called pi?
Choi Han : My brain is not intelligent enough to keep out. *pass out*
Kim rok soo : Cale let's go dig a hole in the city's square and cover it. We're gonna named it love so we can watch people fall in love all day.
Cale : OK.
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Cale : The sun is shinning~ The birds are singing~ On days like these THE SUN SHOULD GO AND SLAP HIMSELF BECAUSE HE IS DISTURBING MY SLEEP.
Raon : Human it's literally noon.
Cale : Raon do I look like I give a shit?
On : No you look like you were just ran over by a ten ton load.
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Cale : Not everyone do things for money.
Alberu : Yes.
Cale : But ...I'm not just everyone hyung-nim, so pay up.
Alberu : 'What did I expect from this bastard.'
Kim rok soo : *proud as fuck*
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Cale : Ghaaaa!
Choi Han : Cale-nim are you ok?
Cale : I just had a nightmare.
Taylor : What kind?
Cale : The worst.
Everyone else : 'Ah it must be the trauma gained from the white shit.
Eruhaben : What happened?
Cale : Everything turning to LEMON!
Archie : Lemon?
Kim rok soo : What a terrible dream.
Cale : See only my hyung understands me and loves me.
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He who no one understand
FanfictionOne day Ron was interfilterating one of Arm's secret bases. They got news from the world tree that they must retrieve the treasure that was hidden in the deepest part of the base. Alberu sent Choi Han and his gang to retrive it. Who would've thought...