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Cale :Your Highness if 9+8 is 16 then what is 8+9?

Alberu :Cale I'm busy for your games. Of course it is 16.

Cale : Your Highness, 9+8 is 16 then what's 8+9?

Alberu : 16!

Cale : 9+8 is 16. What's 8+9?

Alberu : Cale you aren't fooling me. 9+8 is 16 then 8+9 is 16 of course because you just switch the numbers.

Cale : ALBERU WHAT'S 9+8?!

Alberu : 16!

Cale : .....

Kim rok soo : *wheeze loudly*

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Cale : *barges into Deruth's office* My most beloved daddy in the whole wide world!

Deruth : *sigh* Cale I know that tone more than I know my wife.

Cale : *act innocent* Whatever do you mean father?

Deruth : What do you want?

Cale : Money.

Deruth : I already predicted it. Here's your allowance.

Cale : Thank you father.

Bud, who was drag by Cale : *spit out his drink* 'ISN'T THAT A FUCKING STACK BLANK CHEQUE?!'

Cale : *drag Bud out of the office* I'll be in a bar if you need me.

Bud : What the fuck did I just saw?

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Cale : How do you spell orange?

Kim rok soo : The fruit or the color?

Cale : The color.

Choi Han, who was sitting near them : 'Wait, the color is spelled o. r. a. n. g. e., then the fruit is spell, o. r. a. n. g.- no no if the color is spell o. r. a. n. - '*continue to brainstorm*

Cale and Kim rok soo : *trying their best to hold their laughter*

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Cale : Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

Alberu : Huh?

Cale : Is orange a color or a fruit?

Bud : What?

Cale : Chicken and egg which comes first?

Toonka : Of course the chicken HAHHAHA- wait then where did the chicken came fro-

Cale : If you really think about it the ocean is a big bowl of seafood soup.

Archie : The hell?

Cale : If pie is called pie, then why is pi called pi?

Choi Han : My brain is not intelligent enough to keep out. *pass out*

Kim rok soo : Cale let's go dig a hole in the city's square and cover it. We're gonna named it love so we can watch people fall in love all day.

Cale : OK.

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Cale : The sun is shinning~ The birds are singing~ On days like these THE SUN SHOULD GO AND SLAP HIMSELF BECAUSE HE IS DISTURBING MY SLEEP.

Raon : Human it's literally noon.

Cale : Raon do I look like I give a shit?

On : No you look like you were just ran over by a ten ton load.

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Cale : Not everyone do things for money.

Alberu : Yes.

Cale : But ...I'm not just everyone hyung-nim, so pay up.

Alberu : 'What did I expect from this bastard.'

Kim rok soo : *proud as fuck*

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Cale : Ghaaaa!

Choi Han : Cale-nim are you ok?

Cale : I just had a nightmare.

Taylor : What kind?

Cale : The worst.

Everyone else : 'Ah it must be the trauma gained from the white shit.

Eruhaben : What happened?

Cale : Everything turning to LEMON!

Archie : Lemon?

Kim rok soo : What a terrible dream.

Cale : See only my hyung understands me and loves me.

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