Law and Order: The Zatima Unit

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"I seen Ian. You know his ass just makes me sick to my stomach." Fatima said

"I'd be sick too. I hate his ass, but you can't let him fuck you up like this."

*in the aisle*

"Do you want me to fuck you up? It's like you been asking for it" Zac said

"You don't own her"

"I don't, and I've never claimed to. Let me step to you." Zac said getting in Ian's face. "Don't say shit to her. She doesn't like you, and you know that. You're a foul ass nigga that needs help, professional. If i see you move anywhere near her, I'm going to break your fucking neck. Got it?"

Denzel walked in the aisle and seen Zac and Ian face to face.

"I got it" Ian said

"Alright, go and find you something safe to do." Zac said

Ian walked off. Zac turned around, and Denzel was standing there.

"You about to whoop his ass in target?" Denzel asked laughing

"Yep. I'm not playing games with his bitch ass. Anyway, where's Fatima?"

"I was just about to ask you if you seen my wife. They probably with each other." Denzel said

"Probably."

Fatima and Pauletta came out of the bathroom.

"This damn sweatsuit that you have on in 90 degree weather is insane." Pauletta said

"It's comfortable" she said, "plus, my booty look big in these sweatpants." She laughed

"Girl that's that pad"

"I'm so tired of you" she said laughing

They walked around the store trying to find Zac and Denzel.

Fatima called Zac and asked where they were at. They said that they already checked out.

"They ass left us. They in the car." Fatima said

"And I'm pretty sure that they ain't get shit that we needed." Pauletta said

They went and got things that they actually needed. They checked out, and they went to the car.

"Y'all asses left us" Fatima said

"You dipped off. I didn't know where neither one of y'all went."

"We were both in the bathroom." Pauletta said

"For 20 minutes?!"

"Yes"

"Ain't that much to do in the bathroom for no 20 minutes" Zac said

"Shut up" Pauletta and Fatima said at the same time

"Now you see what I'm talking about?" Denzel said to Zac

"Yep. The double teaming is crazy round here."

"Zachary Taylor, don't agree with him" Fatima said

"I can agree" Zac said

"Ok"

The ride home was 45 minutes from target.

Text messages between Zac and Fatima-

Zac- 20 minutes in the bathroom?

Fatima-I had to throw up. I told you that I get sick when I see disgusting mfs

Zac- I thought you were joking! Are you okay though?

Fatima- I'm fine. Are you okay?

Zac- yes, I'm cool. I'm going to kill his ass when I see him again though.