Poppy: I Like Your Name!
Spruce: Thanks. I got it for my Birthday. 😁
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Velvet: NO! Don't Shoot Him! Shoot Me! ✋😫🤚
Veneer: NO! Shoot Me Instead! ✋😫🤚
The Photographer: 📷🤨?
Velvet: But Seriously, Shoot Me I Look SOOO Good Today! (Strikes a pose) 😘
Veneer: I Need This For My instagram! 😌💅 (Strikes a pose)
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Prince D: Hey Cooper, can I barrow your hair gel?
Cooper: I Don't have Any Hair Gel. I don't like the way it tastes.
Prince D: Wait, you eat hair gel? 😐
Cooper: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes? 🤨
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Minuet: If you had Wings Like me, What kind of wings would you want?
Blaze Powercord: (Thinking) Hmmmmm Honey Barbecue Would Be Nice. 🤤
Minuet: 😐
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Dr MoonBloom: So Branch, How are you feeling today?
Branch: Well, I have this annoying headache that comes and goes.
Cloud Guy: Hey Dumpy Diapers! 👋😃
Branch: There It Is. 😑
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Holly: I can't believe you ate that!
Val: What? The sign said "Free Samples"
Holly: Yes, but it was lipstick. -.-
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Guy Diamond: Tiny, Have you finished your homework son?
Tiny Diamond: I-I Um I Couldn't Finish It daddy. 😥
Guy Diamond: Why not?
Tiny Diamond: Because Ummmmmmm... 😓 (Trying to think of an excuse) My Homework Ate My Dog. 😎
Guy Diamond: ......
Tiny Diamond: I Meant the other way around! 😰
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Chaz: I'm heartbroken. 😔
Hickory: Why?
Chaz: I Asked a girl if I could come over to her house, and she said "Come On Over, No one's home" And when I got there she was right, no one was home.
Hickory:
Chaz: Not Even Her. 😢
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Smidge: You really need to learn to see things from MY Perspective.
Biggie: Ok. 😄 (Crouches Down to face Smidge)
Smidge: That's not what I meant. 😑
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