Cloud Guy: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball braking a glass window? :)
Branch: Uh, No. 😰
Cloud Guy: WoULd YoU LiKe To? :D
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Smidge: Milton Uses Tasty Chapstick.
Poppy: OMG, You Two Kissed!? 😱😃
Milton Moss: No, She Just Ate My Chapstick. 😅
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JD: I've Done Some Dumb Stuff.
Floyd: I Witnessed The Dumb Stuff.
Spruce: I Recorded The Dumb Stuff.
Clay: I Helped With The Dumb Stuff.
Branch: I Tried To Stop You From Doing The Dumb Stuff! 😑
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(Downsides to being the coolest Troll in the universe...)
Lownote Jones: *Slightly Opens The Door Of His house* Are They Still There? 😥
(An Enormous Crowd Of Trolls are standing outside his house with Gifts and signs)
Female Funk Troll: I Love You! 😍
Lownote: 😰
Female Funk Troll: 😍
Lownote: *Slowly Closes Door* I Haven't Been Able to leave My House in Weeks. 🥲
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Poppy: What Do You Have there?
Viva: It's Tomato Soup. I made it myself. 🥣
Poppy: Ooooh! How did you make it?
Viva: I Just Microwaved Some Ketchup. 💁♀️
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Dante: Ok Synth, I will go buy you Some New glow sticks.
Dante: Remind Me, How Many Glow sticks do you need exactly?
Synth: Y E S :)
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Cooper: *Opens Up A Box Of Fruit Loops Cereal*
Cooper: Wow! Doughnut Seeds! 🤩
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🌙 The Time is Three In the Morning... 🌙
Chenille: *Springs Awake* *Gasp!* 😱 Sis! Wake up! Wake Up! *Shakes her sister awake*
Satin: *Wakes Up* Huh? 🥱 Chenille... It's Three in the Morning. 😑
Chenille: This is important! I just realized something HUGE!
Satin: Something Huge?! What is it? 😧
Chenille: A Cough Is Just A Crunchy Breath!
Satin: ...................................... Wha-? 😐
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