JD: Guys! I just thought of something horrible! If Olive Oil is made of olives, and coconut oil is made of coconut, Does that mean baby oil is made of- 😰
Branch: Can We PLEASE Just have a normal family dinner for once? 🤦♂️
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(Lownote is teaching Val How to drive the funk troll Spaceship 🛸)
Lownote Jones: 🎶Were going on a trip, in our favorite funky ship🎶 😉
Val: 🎶 Doing 195! 🎶 😈
Poppy: 🎶Were Gonna fluffing Die!🎶 😰😱
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Guy Diamond: And Now Everyone, Next up is poetry by FuzzBert! 😄
Everyone: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
FuzzBert: *Ahem* (Speaks Gibberish) NCUJNDHUIKNGHUXUUSJNWHDHCJIFKENSHIXOCOJGHRHEUDIOFOGOR
Floyd: (Tear Drops) He Has Such a way with words! 🥹
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Demo: Bone Jaw Dante. 👋
Dante: What?
Demo: Bone Jaw.
Dante: What???
Demo: BONE JAW. 😐
Dante: What are you talking about???
Demo: Bone Jaw! It's how you say "Hello" in French!
Dante: That's not how you pronounce..... Oh, never mind. 🤦♂️
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(Brozone Preforming on Stage)
Clay: Bring The Beat In! 😁
Viva: (Is Holding a plate with An actual Beet on it) Anything For You Clay! 😩🧄
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(JD Driving In his Armadillo Van, Rhonda)
Warning Sign: Road Work Ahead ⚠️
JD: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 😒
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Branch: (Gives Poppy A Note) Poppy, please Read This Out Loud.
Poppy: I Do???
Branch: SHE SAID YES! 😄 (Rips off vest to reveal a tuxedo underneath)
Cloud Guy: Man And Wife! 😌
Poppy: Hahaha! 😂🥰
Branch: This is the best day of my life! ☺️
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(Authors Note: DJ Suki is staying with the Techno trolls for awhile, and Trollex decided to take DJ To the shoreline)
DJ Suki: (Stares at the sunset dramatically 🌅)
Trollex: Hey, Suki? Are you ok?
DJ Suki: I need to be honest with you Trollex... I'm in a lot of pain right now.
Trollex: Oh no! What's wrong? Was it something I did? Are you feeling Homesick? 😰
DJ Suki: No...... 🥺 It's Because Of This Stupid Crab! 😭
Crab: (Pinching Suki's Foot) 🦀
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Smidge: What? No!!! 😳 Milton, We can't do that unless we're married! 😥
Milton Moss: (Is Literally Hanging off the edge of a cliff)
Milton Moss: PLEASE JUST GRAB MY HAND! 😫🫳
(Don't worry he was ok at the end)
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Tiny Diamond: Every single day it becomes more and more obvious daddy..... I Can't deny it Any longer! 😣
Guy Diamond: What is it son? You can tell me. 😥
Tiny Diamond: ............I am small 😐
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Kieth: (Looks At the Whattpad Readers)
Kieth: Wait a minute... Who ARE You? 😆
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