Cooper: Bro? Are you ok in there?! Knock once if you're alive, or knock twice if you're dead! 😥Prince D: *Knocks On Door Twice*
Cooper: OH NO HE'S DEAD! 😭
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Skydiving Instructor: Sir, We're not letting you jump out of this plane without a parachute. 😒
JD: *Is Wearing A Hat With A little Propeller On It*
JD: Trust me, I'll Be Fine! 😌
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Branch: *Fixing Something*
Branch: Poppy, Can You give me a hand?
Poppy: *Holds Branches Hand* 🤝
Branch: That's Really Cute Poppy! 😊 ........... But It's not what I meant. 😑
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Lownote Jones: You know... The Funk Trolls are starting to regret showing you how to use the Blender.
Cooper: *Drinking A Blended Up Sandwich* Why's That? 🥤🤨
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Minuet: Dante, Are you seeing Someone?
Dante: *Blushes* No! Why? 😳
Minuet: I think it's time you should go see a Psychiatrist.
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Veneer: I Have A TON Of Followers. 😌
Crimp: Oh! On Witch App?
Veneer: App? 🤨
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JD: Hey Branch, I Made Coffee. ☕️
Branch: I Don't want Coffee right now.
JD: I Didn't make you Coffee. This is My Coffee.
Branch: Then why did you tell me?
JD: It's a conversation starter.
Branch: Well, it's a horrible conversation starter. -.-
JD: Oh Really? Were having a conversation Right NOW. Aren't we? :)
Branch: Uh- O————O
JD: HA! CHECKMATE! 😎
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Gus Tumbleweed: This next song is called... "The Day My Dad Left To Get The Milk" 😌
The Country Trolls: *Applauses Concernedly* 🙁👏🙁👏🙁👏🙁👏🙁👏🙁👏🙁👏
Gus Tumbleweed: *Plays One Note On His Guitar*
Gus Tumbleweed: *Starts Crying Intensely* 😭😭😭
(Authors Note: Poor Gus.🥺)
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