Police Officer: STOP! Your Under arrest!
Trollex: For What? 😰
Police Officer: For Breaking the Laws of Physics!
Trollex: *Is Floating In the Air, On Land Somehow*
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Spruce: (Blows A NoiseMaker 🎉) *TOOOOOOOT*
Spruce: Here You Go Kiddo, Now You Try It! 😁 (Gives NoiseMaker To One Of His Kids)
Puppet/Troll Child: ...
Puppet/Troll Child: *Unholy Screaming For No Reason* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
Spruce: 😐?
His Wife: 😐?
(Author's Note: I just watched the latest, new Trailer for the movie........ And can we please talk about how Spruce Somehow Had Children With A Muppet lady? 💀 I honestly Don't Know if I find his kids Cute, or Horrifying. 😓)
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(JD And Clay Gambling At A Casino 🎰)
Clay: Hmmmm, I'll put it On L!
JD: That's A "7" Clay. 😐
Clay: Wait... SEVEN STARTS WITH AN L?!?!?!?!?! MY LIFE IS A LIE! 😱
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Crimp: If You play this magic Flute, you will get a hundred million dollars, BUT A Hundred million people will die!
Velvet: (Immediately Plays the Magic Flute) 🎶🪈😈🎶
Crimp: VELVET NOOO! 😭
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Chenille: I'm Starting A Kickstarters to get rid of my twin sister.
Chenille: (Pulls Out a few Charts 📉📈) As you can see here, Benefits of Getting rid of her means that I'll get pushed around WAY Less. 😌
Satin: You Do realize I'm standing right next to you right? 😑
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Cooper: Check out The buns on THAT Guy! 😏
Guy Diamond: (Is Asleep, And Covered In Hamburger Buns) 🍔😴🍔
Gus Tumbleweed And Smidge: This Is The Fun Police! That Jokes TOO Funny! 😠😠
Cooper: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!! *Pulls Out Water Gun* 🔫😫
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Dickory: (Is Wearing Hickory's Cowboy Hat) Hey Look! I'm Hickory! Howdy Howdy Howdy! 🤠
Hickory: Oh, Vary Funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 😒 *Quickly Takes Hat* GIVE ME THAT! >:(
Dickory: :(
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