Mashtato Mary: Pushy Poppy said that Onions are the only food that make you cry...
Marshtato Mary: Obviously That was a LIE. Because then I threw a Watermelon at Chaz he started crying for half an hour. 😒
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(Briff At The Rock Tribe Zoo)
Rockkoons: *Chattering* 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
Riff: So, What Are The Rockkoons In For?
Zookeeper: This Isn't A Prison.
Riff: So They Can Leave? 🤨
Zookeeper: Well...... No. 😅
Barb: *Pointing At A Unicorn* I Bet That One Killed Somebody. 🫵😠
Unicorn: *Just Standing There Menacingly* 🦄
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At The Bergen Town Vet...
Veterinarian: So, What seems to be the problem with Barnabus?
Gristle: Well, He's been a bit nauseous lately and- *GASP* 😱
Veterinarian: What's Wrong Sir?!
Gristle: I Forgot my Crocodile. 😥
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Wani: Don't Be Shy! Just Ask Me Out. 🥰
Tresillo: Ok. Get Out. 😑
Wani: >:(
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The Techno Trolls Are Having A Camping Trip At The Bottom Of The Ocean. 🏕️
Trollex: Ok Campers, Who Wants S'mores? 😁
Synth: Me! ✋😄
Bliss Marina: Me Too! ✋😄
Laguna Tidepool: Count Me In! ✋😄
Trollex: *Starts A Campfire Underwater* 🔥
Laguna Tidepool: *Looks At The Campfire, And then looks around her*
Laguna Tidepool: ...............Wait A Freaking Minute...🫤
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Viva: Sometimes I Talk To Myself.
Viva: OMG Same! :O
(Authors Note: Yes, writing her name twice was intentional)
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(The Bergens Trying to Plan a Party Without the Trolls Help...)
Gristle: I Wonder If we went too far with the party decorations?......... 🤔
Gristle: ......... Naaaaw, It looks fiiiiine. 😌
Bridget: Everything Is Literally on Fire Grissy. 😐
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Gristle: ✨ A e s t h e t I c ✨
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