Branch: Why Does Barb Have A Knife?
Carol: I gave it to her because she felt unsafe.
Branch: Well Now I Feel Unsafe! 😰
Carol: ...
Carol: Would You Like A Knife Too? :)
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Random Pop Troll: Here Val, I Got You A Rose! When I saw it I thought of you. 😊🌹
Val Who Has No Idea How To Respond To Compliments: *Eats The Rose*
Val: Thanks I Guess.
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Guy Diamond: Tiny, I Got You A Kaleidoscope! 😄
Tiny Diamond: Daddy, I Told You I'm Too Old To play with Kiddy Toys. >:(
(Literally A Few Minutes Later)
Tiny Diamond: Ohhhhhhhh, PRETTY SHAPES AND COLORS! 🤩
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Milton Moss: Don't Worry Smidge, I Have A Few Ticks Up My Sleeve.
Smidge: Don't You Mean A Few Tricks? 🤨
Milton Moss: No, I Mean These Ticks. *Pulls Out Some Bug Critters From His Sleeve* 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
Milton Moss: They Need To Be Kept Warm. 😁
Smidge: Awww, So Cute! 🥰
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The Party Crashers: It's No Use trying to escape Mr Dinkles. You're Trapped In Here With Us!
Mr Dinkles: *Meep* (Translation: *Oh, I'm Not Trapped In Here with YOU. You All Are Trapped Here With ME*) 🪓😈
Bash: Hold On, Where Did He Get An Axe?! 😱
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Kid Gristle: You'll Catch Me Right Daddy?
His Dad: Don't Worry Son, I Got You! *Holds Out Arms* ✋😄🤚
(As Gristle Lets Go Of The Ladder, His Dad Walks Away)
Kid Gristle: *Lands In Grass* OOOOF! 😖
His Dad: Rule Number One. Never Trust ANYONE Son. ☝️😒
Kid Gristle: 😵💫
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(John Dory Preparing Breakfast)
JD: Ok, Now For The Milk. 😄 *Opens the fridge to see that it's empty*
JD: 😦 ............
JD: ............. ARRRGH!!! 😡 *Literally Yeets His Bowl Of Dry Cereal Across The Kitchen*
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🌟Babysitting With Brozone🌟
Baby Branch: *Tummy Growls* 🥺
Spruce: Guys, I Think Bitty-B Is Hungry. What did grandma say we were supposed to feed him again? 🤔
JD: Ummm... How About a Chili-dog? Everyone Likes Chili-dogs! 🌭😄
Floyd: I Don't Think He Can Eat Solid Foods yet.
JD: Well, Just Put It In A Blender.
Clay: *Picks Up Baby Branch And Carries Him Towards The Blender* Ok.
JD: THE CHILLI-DOG NOT THE BABY!!! 😱
Floyd: *Grabs Baby Branch From Clay* Bro! 😰
Clay: My Bad! 😅
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