Val: Don't Panic Everyone! I'm in charge. 😌
The Other Rock Trolls: *Screaming With Horror*
Demo: ............Thats Exactly Why We're Panicking! 😭
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Dante: Don't be Discouraged my dear brother. You just need to learn to be the Bigger Person!
Forte: I Physically CAN'T! I'm a Classical Troll! 🥺
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Kid Clay: Spruce, What's Nostalgia?
Kid Spruce: It's when you miss something that's really old.
(Later.....)
Grandma Rosiepuff: *Enters Pod* Boys, I'm back from the store!
Kid Floyd: *Hugs Her* Grandma! We Missed You! 😄
Kid Clay: *Gasp* ✨Nostalgia!✨
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Val: Poppy, I think you should remove your "No Swearing" Rule.
Poppy: Why?
Holly: *Is On Fire, Covered In Spiders, And Stepped In Some Gum* Well This Just F-.............. Dills My Pickle! 🥲
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(👻Riff Telling A Horror Story👻)
Riff: *In Dramatic Voice* The Next Morning... I Woke Up Dead!
Barb: ...........
Sid Frit: ............
Carol: How the heck do you wake up dead??? 🤨
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Harper The Painter: Ok Branch, Stand Right here and hold up the apple while I paint You! 🎨
Branch: *Poses Holding The Apple* Uhhhh, How Long Will This Take?
Harper The Painter: Oh, It shouldn't take too long!
(30 Minutes Later)
Branch: Are you almost done? 😓
Harper The Painter: Not Yet!
(2 Hours Later)
Branch: Are You Almost Done??? 😥
Harper The Painter: Not Yet!
(22 Hours Later)
Branch: ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?!?! 😰
Harper The Painter: Almost............. And.... DONE!
Branch: FINALLY! 😮💨 How Does It Look?
Harper The Painter: Take A Look! *Shows Branch The Painting*
(Harper ONLY Painted The Apple 🍏🖼️ Branch Isn't In The Painting At All)
Branch: .............
Harper The Painter: What's Wrong? Isn't It A Masterpiece? :D
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