Female Pop Troll: I Would Love To Be Your Girlfriend John Dory, But I see myself more as your Sister.
JD: NO!
Female Pop Troll: ???
JD: I Already Have FOUR Brothers And That's Final! I don't need a sister too. >:(
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Satin: So what are we having for dinner tonight?
Chenille: Tonight I'm serving up look's. 😙💅
Satin: *On The Verge of tears* Again?! Sis, We haven't eaten in three days! 😢
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Viva: I wasn't THAT Drunk last night was I? 😅
Poppy: You were flirting with Clay.
Viva: So? He's my boyfriend so that's ok.
Branch: You Asked him if he was single. -.-
Poppy: And then you cried when he said he wasn't. -.-
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Kid Spruce: I'm 80% Mussels, 20% Water, And 100% Ladies Man. 👈😎👈
Kid JD: That's 200% Spruce.
Kid Spruce: I'm twice the man YOU'LL Ever Be. 😒
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Synth: (Holding A Spray Can) Hey Holly, Is this Whipped Cream or Hair Mousse?
Holly: Oh That's-
Synth: *Immediately Squirts some into his mouth*
Holly: ......
Synth: Yep! It's Hair Mousse! 😁
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Fictional Boyband "Brozone" Made up of Cartoon Trolls: *Exists*
Me: *Inhales* Oh, yeah, it's Big Simp time. 😎
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Poppy: Truth or Dare?
Val: Truth!
Poppy: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?
Val: 😐.....................
Val: Dare!
Poppy: I Dare You to Go get some sleep.
Val: I Don't Like This Game. 😠
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