💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes While You Wait For TBT💖

Chapter #87

Riff: Barb, Sid Bought Us A Huge Case Of Beer! Do You Want One?

Barb: Sure, I'll Have A Beer With You Guys. Let's Just Not Go Too Crazy Tonight. After all, You Know What Alcohol Does To Us Rock Trolls. It can make us do some really strange things. 😆

Barb And The Rock Trolls After Getting Drunk: *All get Arrested For Blocking The Road In Large, Traffic Cone Costumes*

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Dante: *Is Trying To Write A New Symphony* I Can't Figure Out How The Next Part Should Go. 😔 If Only Someone Could Help Me.

Klaus Von Frosting: *Climbs In Through The Widow And Covers Dante In Cake Frosting*

Klaus Von Frosting: ✨That Was A Klaus One!✨ 😉

Dante: 😑

Gus Tumbleweed: *Is Struggling To Open Up A Jar* I Can't Seem To Open This Jar Of Pickles. 😔 If Only Someone Could Help Me.

Klaus Von Frosting: *Pops Out From Behind A Cactus And Covers Gus In Cake Frosting*

Klaus Von Frosting: ✨That Was A Klaus One!✨ 😉

Gus Tumbleweed: 😑

Val: *Is Looking Under The Couch* I Can't Find My Guitar. 😔 If Only Someone Could Help Me.

Klaus Von Frosting: *Literally Smashes Through The Stone Wall And Covers Val In Cake Frosting*

Klaus Von Frosting: ✨That Was A Klaus One!✨ 😉

Val: 😑

Branch: *Looking At A Bare Cake* I Just Baked This Cake, But I Don't Have Any Frosting For It. 😔 If Only Someone Could Help Me.

Klaus Von Frosting: *Just Standing There Doing Nothing* 🧍‍♂️

Branch: 😐

Klaus Von Frosting: What? 🤨

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Spruce: Hey, Do you Guys think I Can Fit This Entire Watermelon In My Mouth?

Clay: Wha-

Floyd: You Are Literally Insane. -.-

JD: And A Coward. Do TWO Watermelons! >:D

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Floyd: Do You Ever Get So Tired that You start seeing Spiders?

JD: Yeah, It's Like When I Drink Thirteen Energy Drinks In one Hour And I Start Seeing Unicorns With Clown Wigs, Dancing In The corner Of My Room.

Floyd: You See What Now?! 😦

JD: Oh, Is This Not A Safe Space Suddenly? 😑

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Archer: *In The "Fun-Dungeon"* I Absolutely Hate It Here. 😑

Smidge: Now Replace "It" With "Trolls" Not So Nice Now, Is It? >:(

Cooper: Now Replace "It" With "Trolls" Not So Nice Now, Is Trolls?

Guy Diamond: Now Replace "Nice" With "Trolls" Not So Trolls, Now Is Nice?

Archer: I Feel Like I'm Having A Stroke. 😵‍💫

Poppy: Now Replace "Stroke" With "Baby" Congratulations! :D

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Clay: Having Crushes Can Be Frustrating Sometimes! 😓

Viva: I Know Right? Whenever I'm Around Someone I Like, I Turn Pink!

Clay: But Aren't You Always Pink? 🤨

Viva: Ummmm. 🤔 Try Not To Think About That One Too Hard...

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Rosie: *Walks Into Her Parents Bedroom* Mommy, Daddy, I Was Just Wondering-

Branch: *Lying On Top Of Poppy In A Suggestive Way* 😳

Poppy: *Lying Under Branch* 😳

Rosie: ...What Are You Two Doing? 😐

Branch: Uhhhhhhhhhhh... 😳

Poppy: We Were Just... Wrestling Sweetie! Nothing Weird Going On In Here! 😅

Rosie: Why Is Daddy In His Underwear? It's not bedtime yet. 🤨

Poppy: Because....Um.... He's Pretending To Be A Pro Wrestler! 😅 And His Name Is JhOn CeNa!!! 🙌😄

Branch: Poppy No- 🤦‍♂️

Rosie: Oh, Ok! 😄 *Leaves Room*

Branch: *Looks Down At Poppy* I Told You We Should Have waited Until she was sleeping. 😑

Poppy: My Bad. 😶

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Kidnapper: Be Careful, I Know Where You Live! 😈

Trollex: Oh Really. Where Do I Live Exactly? 😑

Kidnapper: *Doesn't Actually Know Where Trollex Lives*

Kidnapper: In The Ocean... 😐