💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes While You Wait For TBT💖

Chapter #68

JD: *Burst Into Room Sweating And Out of breath* GUYS! *gasp* *gasp* I'm Here! I'm Here! 😮‍💨😅

Branch: John, What the hair took you so long? It's almost time for our show. You weren't just doing anything stupid again where you? 🤨

JD: Uhhhh.... 😥

(Flashback To Earlier...)

Random Troll: I Bet You can't fit your entire head inside that fallen log! 😆

JD: Oh! I'll show you! 😜

JD: *Gets his head stuck in A hallow log for over half an hour*

(End Of Flashback...)

JD: Ummmmmmmmm... 😰 *Trying Hard to think of an excuse*

Branch:

Spruce:

Clay:

Floyd:

JD:

JD: ...I Got My Time Of The Month? 😐

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Carol: I Wonder What Barb Will Do as a Distraction?

Riff: Probably make some noise or throw a rock, that's what I would do.

(Loud Explosions And Alarms going off In The Background 💥🚨🔥🧨)

Riff: ...Or She Can do That. That works Too! 😅👍

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Poppy: I Have Absolutely Amazing News Branch! 😊

Branch: What is it?

Poppy: I'm-...... Actually, I'm A Bit nervous about telling you myself... 👉👈 So instead I'm just going to whisper in into Viva's Ear, witch will cause her to Loudly Blert it out in Shock. 😄

Poppy: *Whispers Into Viva's Ear*

Viva: *GASP* YOUR PREGNANT?!?!?! 😱

Branch: YOUR PREGNANT?! 😱 *Faints*

Branch: 😵‍💫

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{Wanillo Finally On A Dinner Date}

Wani: Tracy, Can You Pass me the Salt? 🧂

Tresillo: What's the Magic Word?

Wani: *Starts Saying Random Stuff In Korean*

Tresillo: O————O

Tresillo: You know what? Just take the Salt. 😑🧂

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Beetrollvin: *Telling A Story* I Got lost in the middle of nowhere, And was stuck Riding In My Royal Carriage for hours... It was getting dark... It was raining... And I was slowly drifting off... I Felt completely Hopeless... But then I finally saw... ✨The Light✨...

Dante: You Thought You Were Dying?! 😳

Trollzart: No, He Saw A McDonald's Sign At A Rest-stop.

Beetrollvin: Hey, Ordering That Twelve-Piece McChicken Nugget Saved My Life!

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Archer: Why Must You Attack Me With Words?

Smidge: Would you rather Have Me attack you with my hair? 🤨

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Vega Swift: Everyone Asks Me How I'm Such A Trendset- *Trips On A Bench And Falls Flat On Her Face*

Her Followers: Ooooo! A New Trend! 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Her Followers: *Imitates Her And Falls Flat On Their Faces Too*

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Delta Dawn: Howdy Queen Poppy!

Poppy: Hi Delta! 👋😄

Delta Dawn: What are ya doing?

Poppy: Just Scrapbooking. 😁 *Grabs A Glue Bottle*

Delta Dawn: *Looks At The Glue Bottle. And Then Looks Down To Her Horse Hooves* 😶

Poppy: Delta? 🤨

Delta Dawn: *Backs Away From The Glue Bottle In Mortal Fear* 😰

Poppy: Delta? Are you ok? 🤨

Disclaimer: Glue Is NOT Actually Made from Horse Hooves, It's Just A Myth.