(Spruce And John Dory Having An Argument)
JD: *Trying To Snatch A Toaster From Spruce* Hey! You Don't Trust Me with anything! 😠
Spruce: *Struggling To Keep The Toaster Away From JD* It's Not That I Don't trust You! ...It's Just... 😓
Spruce: *Letting Go of the Toaster* ...No, Wait. It's definitely the fact that I don't trust you. 😐
JD: *Screams As He flies backwards into the wall with the Toaster* AHHHHHHH! 😱
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Sid Frit: Carol, Why is your back covered in scratches?
Carol: *Remembering How Earlier she tried to pet A Rockkoon And it Attacked Her* 🦝
Carol: *Trying To Think Of An Excuse* Uhhhhhhhhh...
Carol: I'm Having An Affair? 😐
Sid Frit: 😑
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Rosie And Tiny Diamond: *Runs Into Gus Tumbleweed's House*
Rosie: Excuse Me Mr Fun Sheriff... We Have Just Done Something Horrible! And the guilt is killing Us! 🥺
Tiny Diamond: We'd like to confess A Crime. 🥺
Gus Tumbleweed: What Did You Do?
Rosie And Tiny Diamond: We.... We...... WE STOLE A BALLOON!!! *Crys* 🎈😭😭
Gus Tumbleweed: Um.... 😐
Smidge: What's Going on? 🤨
Gus Tumbleweed: Princess Rosie And Tiny Diamond Said That They Stole A Balloon...
Rosie: We're criminals! You need to throw us in Jail! 😭
Gus Tumbleweed: Ummmm... Ok? Come Fallow Me.
Rosie And Tiny Diamond: *Standing Inside Of A Jail Cell* 🥺🥺
Smidge: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 😑 *Closes The Cell*
(Literally Five Seconds Later)
Gus Tumbleweed: *Opens the cell* Ok, Times Up. Your Both Free to go. 😑👉
Tiny Diamond: That's It? But We Stole A Balloon. 🥺
Gus Tumbleweed: Yeah... On FREE Balloon Day. 😑
Rosie And Tiny Diamond: Oh. 😐😐
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Barb: I Have A Plan! 💡
Riff: Ok, I Have The Hospital And Fire Department On Speed Dial! 📱😁
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Viva: I Love watching the leaves fall in the Autumn! 😌🍂
Poppy: Me Too! 😌🍂
One Of The Falling Leaves: *Has A Tiny Parachute Attached to It For Some Reason* 🍁🪂
Viva: What the??? 😧
Poppy: Huh....... I guess It Didn't want to get hurt falling to the ground. 🤷♀️
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Cooper: I just had A Scary Thought... What if Plants are actually Farming US? 😰
Rhythm: 😒 No Coop-..........Actually......... You might be onto something... ☝️😳 Think about it! Plants just Feed Us oxygen until we eventually die, then they consume our dead bodies as fertilizer. 😰
Blues: Oh My God! You're Right! We're All Just Livestock To Vegetation! 😱
Prince D:
Prince D: ...Really Guys?! I just wanted to eat my Salad in Peace! 🥗😭
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Dante: Well Val, I Hate To say I Told You So- ☝️🙄
Val: No, You Don't Hate saying "I Told You So" You Would Marry The Sentence "I Told You So" Buy A House With It, Have A kid with it, And Grow Old With It! 😠
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