💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes While You Wait For TBT💖

Chapter #80

Satin: I Wish I Had A sister. 😔

Chenille:🧍‍♀️

Satin: 😔

Chenille: Uhhh... Hello? 👋🤨

Satin: 😔

Chenille: I'm Right Here! 👋🤨

Satin: That's Weird...

Satin: Anyway, I Wish I Had A Sister. 😔

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Meadow Spriggs: If You Want Your Plants To Grow Up Big And Strong. You need to Talk To Them! 🪴

Meadow Spriggs: *Starts Explaining The Entire Trolls Lore To Her Plants In Excruciating Detail*

(Authors Note: Me To My Confused Parents. 🤣)

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Laguna Tidepool: Why Are You Eating A Sea-Apple With A Knife?

Trollex: Because It's Easier Then Eating It With A Spoon.🔪🍎

Laguna Tidepool: Is It Easier Than Just Using Your teeth? 🤨

Trollex: ...

Trollex: *Takes Bite Out of the Apple*

Trollex: ...

Trollex: Ok, You got me there. 😐

Synth: Can I Try Eating It With The Knife? 🙋‍♂️

Laguna Tidepool: No Synth, You aren't allowed to experiment with utensils anymore. Not after We Saw You Try To Eat A Whole Jellyfish Pie With A Ladle. 😑

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Archer: When Life Gives You Lemons, DON'T Make Lemonade, Make Life Take The Lemons Back! Get Mad! I Don't Want your Dang Lemons! What The Heck Am I Suppose to Do With These?! Demand To See Life's Manager! Make Life Rue The Day It Though It Could Give You Lemons! Do You Know who I Am? I'm The person whose gonna burn your house down! WITH The Lemons! I'm going to invent Explosive Lemons To Blow Up Your Freaking House! Then we'll see How YOU Like getting Lemons Given To You! 😡

Poppy: ...

Poppy: I Was Just Going To Ask If You Wanted To Some Lemon Cake? 🍰😰

Archer: Oh, Sure. I Like Cake. 😋

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Crimp: My Best Talent Is Being Stress.

Veneer: Don't You Mean Being Stressed?

Crimp: No. I Mean I AM Stress.

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(Average Family BBQ 🥩🍔🌭)

Branch: *Cooking On The Grill*

JD: Hey Bitty B, Can You Make My Steak A Medium Rare? 😄

Branch: *Looks Away From The Grill* Ok. Do you want any kind of Spice Flavoring on- *Looks Back at the Grill and Notices John's Steak Is Missing*

Branch: Uhhh, John... 😐

JD: Yes? 😁

Branch: Death Note Took Your Steak... 😐

Death Note: *Holding The Steak In His Mouth And Is Wagging His Tail Like A Dog* 🐲🥩

JD: WHAT?! 😱

Branch: That's Ok, I'll Just Start Cooking You A New One- 😅

JD: *Starts Angrily Wrestling The Dragon* GIVE IT BACK! 😡😡😡

Branch: 😑

Poppy: It's So Nice Having A Relaxing BBQ With The Family. 😁🍔

Rosie: Yeah! 🍔😁

Spruce's Kids: *All Running Around Screaming For some Reason*

Brandi: *Holding A Sausage That's Tiny Compared To Her* 🌭 Pretty Small Sausages.... But What Did I Really Expect From A Troll BBQ? 🤷‍♀️

Floyd: *Trying To Get Ketchup Out Of The Bottle* Oh Man! It's Stuck! *Entire Ketchup Bottle Squirts All Over Him* Ah! 😰

Viva: Uhhh, Need A Napkin? 😅

Spruce And Clay: *Relaxing In A Kiddie Pool Drinking Beer* 😎🍻😌

Spruce: This Is The Life! 🍺😎

Spruce's Daughter: Daddy, Spruce Jr Ate All The Relish. :(

Spruce: Again?! I Told That Boy To Stay Out Of The Condiments. 🍺😑

JD: *Is Covered In Scratches, And Bruises* Good News Guys, I Got My Steak Back! 🥩😵‍💫👍

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Meadow Spriggs: On A Scale Between A Daisy And A Lily, What Kind Of Flower Would You Say You Are?

Val: Poison Ivy.

Meadow Spriggs: What? 😐