Veneer: Why Do You Have A Bloody Nose?
Velvet: I Used It To Break Some Guys Fist. :)
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Bliss Marina: I Just Want To Be called Cute 21/7
Trollex: Why Not 24/7?
Bliss Marina: Snack Breaks.
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(⚠️Warning!⚠️ This One Is A Little More Sus Than The Others 💀)
Bridget: If you drop a Bar of Soap on the floor, Does The Floor Become Clean, Or Does The Soap Become Dirty? 🤔🧼
Gristle: I Don't Know... Why Don't You Drop The Soap In The Shower and Find Out. 😏
Bridget: *Blushes Hard* GRISSY! 😳
Gristle: ...Did I just say that out loud? 😶
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Smidge: *Slams Pots And Pans Together To The Rhythm Of "Give It To Me, I'm Worth It"*
Smidge: 🎶 I DIDIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE A' Y'ALL! Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!🎶 😡
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Dante: How Did You learn to speak Normal English?
Beetrollvin: I Guess I Got Bored of Talking With A British Accent.
Dante: Who Taught You How To Speak Normal English?
Beetrollvin: A Rock Troll Taught Me while I Was Visiting A Rock Concert in Volcano Rock City.
Dante: You Visited The Rock Trolls Home?! 😱
Beetrollvin: There's A Lot About Me You Don't Know Dude. 😌
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(Before A Brozone Concert)
Baby Branch: Gramma, I Can't Remember How the Lyrics Go. 😣
Grandma Rosiepuff: *Pats Branch's Head* You'll Do fine. If You Forget The Lyrics, Just try to improvise. 😅
At The Concert...
Kid JD: 🎶We Are Family!🎶
In Baby Branch's Mind: Oh, No! What do I sing next? 😰
Baby Branch: *Randomly Blerts Out* HOCKEY STICKS! :O
Branch's Brothers:
The Audience:
Grandma Rosiepuff:
The Audience: Awwwww! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Most People With their Kids In Theaters November 17: Four Tickets For The Troll Movie Please. Thank you.
Me And My Big Sister In Theaters November 17: *Holding Up A Giant Bazooka* Two Tickets To Trolls Band Together, And No one Gets Hurt. 😡😡
The Guy At The Ticket Counter: Here! Take Them! 😰 🎟️ 🎟️
Me And My Big Sister: Thank You! 😊😊
(Authors Note: Both Me And My Big Sister Are Both OBSESSED With Trolls And we Are going to watch Trolls Band Together in Theaters Together. 🎉 Unfortunately I have been getting Bullied A lot for being 18 and being exited for Trolls, But I honestly don't give a Crap about what people think. 🙂)
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Holly: How Much Is A Hundred Pennies Worth?
Chicken: *Buck* 🐔
Holly: What Is A Male Deer Called?
Chicken: *Buck* 🐔
Holly: What Starts With B And Rhymes With Truck?
Chicken: *Buck* 🐔
Gus Tumbleweed: Why Are You Taking To A Chicken? 🤨
Holly: He's A Really Smart Chicken!
Gus Tumbleweed: But All He's Saying Is "Buck."
Chicken: I can say A lot more than that Centaur Boy. 🐔
Gus Tumbleweed: WHAT THE HECK?! 😱
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