💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes While You Wait For TBT💖

Chapter #98

Marshtato Mary: You know what Chaz? I was wrong. You Weren't Dropped As An Egg... 😊

Chaz: Thank Yo-

Marshtato Mary: You Were clearly thrown up into the air, Hit by A Ceiling Fan, And Then launched out the window. 😑

Chaz: *Is Used To This By Now* 😑

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Smidge: *Is Interrogating A Crime Suspect* Ok, Spill it! You stole my last tube of glitter glue didn't you? 🫵😠

Demo: *Hands Are Covered in Glitter* You've got the Wrong Troll, It Wasn't Me! 😥

Smidge: I Have Ways of Making people talk. >:(

Smidge: *Pulls Out A Knife* 🔪

Demo: No, Please! Not That! ✋😰🤚

Smidge: *Uses The knife to cut out A Slice Of Cake* 🍰

Demo: *Looking At The Cake slice* Oh No... 😥

Smidge: Wanna Talk Now? 🤨 Or do you not want some of this Delicious looking cake? 🍰

Viva: Can I please have some of the cake?

Smidge: Cake Is For Talkers. 🫷😠

Viva: 😐

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Gristle: /Gamemode Creative

Bridget: Oh Honey, This isn't Minecraft. 😆

Gristle: *Starts Levitating Somehow*

Bridget: 😦?

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Rosie: *Crying* 😭

Poppy: Rosie Sweetie, What's Wrong? 🥺

Rosie: I Just Realized That Death Note Won't Be able to blow out the Birthday Candles on his Cake because he breathes fire! 😭

Poppy: Oh No! I Didn't even think of that! 😭 *Hugs Rosie*

Death Note: *Doesn't Even Like Cake, Or Understands What Birthday Parties Are* 🐉

Branch: *Didn't Even Know That they were throwing the family pet A Birthday Party* 🧍

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Poppy: I'm planning on befriending someone... But I don't think I should tell you guys who it is because you probably won't like it...

Holly: Just Rip The Bandage Off.

Poppy: His Name Is Barnald The Bergen-

Val: Put The Bandage Back On. 😓

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Petra: I Always Sleep With A Small Knife Under My Pillow in case A Burglar Breaks into My House!

Blaze Powercord: Oh, That's Nothing... I Always Sleep With A Crossbow! 😌

Carol: *Pffft* Your Both So Pathetic! 😂 I Sleep With An Entire FLAME THROWER Next To Me!

Riff: Wow! You Guys Have Really Weak Weapons Compared to Me...

Petra: Oh Really? 🙄 What Do You Sleep With Riff? 😒

Riff: Barb. >:)

Petra, Blaze, And Carol: *All Trembling In Fear* 😰😰😰

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Tambora: I Failed Tresillo's Safety Test Today. :'(

Marimba: Why, What Happened?

Tambora: One of The Questions Was: "Witch Steps Should You Take During A Fire?"

Tambora: And Apparently "FREAKING LARGE ONES" Isn't an Acceptable Answer. >:(

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Poppy: *Looking Through Branch's Bunker Journal* 📓

Poppy: OMG Branch! You Had A Crush On Me?! 🤯

Branch: Poppy, We're Married And Have A Kid. 😑

Poppy: Yeah, But Still! :O

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Floyd: Here's what I'm thinking... If I ever get kidnapped again, I Need to think of A Way to ANNOY the kidnappers so they will just let me go. Do you guys have any ideas on what I should say? 🤔

JD: Long Ago there was Three Goddesses, Din, Farore, And Nayru...

Clay: It All Started When William Afton Opened A Restaurant With Henry Emily...

Spruce: Let Me Tell You About The Entire History Of DreamWorks Studios from the very beginning...

(Author's Note: Do You Get The First Two References?)