Chapter #89

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🎸JD After Going To A "Bad Hair Day" Concert🎸

JD: *Gasp!* They Know My Name! 🤩

Branch: They just called you an Idiot...

JD: An Idiot who's name they know! 🤩

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Viva: I'm so happy I could Kiss You!

Clay: Um... Neat? 😅

(Later)

Clay: *Laying Face Down On His Bed* 🛏️ Why Would I respond to that With "Neat"?! It's not Neat to say Neat, but I said it anyway because I'm stupid! 😭

Demo: Hey man, don't beat yourself up over this. Do you know what I responded with when A girl Said she wanted to kiss Me?

Clay: What? 🥺

Demo: I Said "Sorry Can't Talk Right Now, I Have To Pee" And then I jumped out the freaking window. 😑

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Barb: I Have No Fears.

Carol: What If You woke up one morning and you were A Pop Troll?

Barb:

Barb: ...I Have One Fear. 👀

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Bliss Marina: We Need to stay Calm! It's just like Synth always says, "When Your Hand Gets Stuck In A Pringles Container there's always something you can Gnaw Through"

Laguna Tidepool: Wait, Synth Always Says That? 🤨

Laguna Tidepool: Wait, Why am I surprised by that? That Sounds Exactly Like Synth. 🤦‍♀️

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Minuet: *Knocks On Dante's Door* Dante, Are You Decent?

Dante: Not Mentally. But I Am wearing clothes if that's what you're asking. 🥲

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Sky Toronto: So, What Did You want to Present me with today? 😑

Blaze Powercord: Ok, Hear me out. Cake Flavored Pizza, And Pizza Flavored Cake! ✋😃🤚

Sky Toronto: 😑

Sky Toronto: Your Hired. 🤝😑

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Delta Dawn: It's Just As The Late Holly Darling Would Say- 😔

Gus Tumbleweed: *Panicked* Holly Died?! 😱

Delta Dawn: No, She Didn't Die. She was just supposed to be here A Half Hour Ago...

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Pushy Poppy: Here Chaz, I've Organized Your Messages Into Three Categories. 📱

Pushy Poppy: "From Marshtato Mary"

Pushy Poppy: "Death Threats"

Pushy Poppy: And "Death Threats From Marshtato Mary"

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