Bridget: Okay everyone today we will be learning about Salsa Dancing! 💃Gristle: *Walks In With a bag of tortilla chips*
Gristle: ...... I think there has been a misunderstanding.
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Barb: Debbie, do you want to play fetch? 🎾
Debbie: *Excited Bat Noises* 🦇
Barb: FETCH! *Throws Ball Into some Bushes*
Debbie: *Goes Into the Bushes And Comes out dragging Riff by his leg*
Riff: AHHHHH! 😱
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Trollzart: Remember, The only thing you have to fear is fear itself.
Pennywhistle: Don't forget about Leaning Too far back in your chair.
Trollzart: Why Must You Remind Me? 😰
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Flight Attendant: Before We land, please make sure that all small items are secured. 👩✈️
Guy Diamond: *Leans Over To Tiny* Son, Do You feel Safe?
Tiny Diamond: Daddy, Can You Not- 😑
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Bliss Marina: What's Could possibly be more painful than a heartbreak?!
Trollex: One side of your headphones not working! 😭🎧
Bliss Marina: You got me there.
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Spruce: *Drinking Coffee* ☕️
Puppet/Troll Child: Papa, What Are You Drinking?
Spruce: This is Coffee.
Puppet/Troll Child: Can I try some?
Spruce: It Doesn't Taste as Good as It smells kiddo. 😅
Puppet/Troll Child: Oooh, So it's like Soap! 🧼
Spruce: ......What? 😐
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Kid Clay: *Lying In Bed* Grandma, I'm too scared to sleep! ☹️
Grandma Rosiepuff: What's wrong sweetie?
Kid Clay: There's a monster under my bed and he is REALLY Gross and Scary! 😣
Kid JD: *On The Bottom of the Bunkbed Beneath Clay* Ha ha ha ha, Real funny Clay. 😒
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Sky Toronto: *At A Meeting* There Is ONE Thing Worse Than A Merderer...
Sky Toronto: *Pulls Out A Sign*
Sign: Child Merderer
One Of His Employees: *Gasp* A Child! 😰
Sky Toronto: No. 😑
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