Riff: My Neighbor just Knocked on my door At Two AM...
Riff: At TWO AM! Can you believe it?! 😠 Luckily I was still up, loudly playing my Drums. 🥁
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⚠️(WARNING: I had this gross thought similar to this in the middle of the night 💀And It's pretty disturbing, So I apologize in advance)⚠️
Chaz: Do you ever think about how many houses you've passed that probably have Troll couples doing "Naughty" things with each other in them? 😏
Dickory: ...
Dickory: Well I Do Now! 😳
Hickory: EW!!! What The Actual Heck Chaz?! 🤢
Chaz: 😏
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Grandma Rosiepuff: Some Trolls think I'm crazy!
Grandma Rosiepuff: ...They clearly haven't met my Grandsons.🙄 They're Crazier than me... But I Still Love Them. 😄
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🏜️ At The Country Corral Saloon 🏜️
Gus Tumbleweed: Is Val Ok? 🤨
Holly: No. I just discovered that she doesn't handle Alcohol well. 😐
Val: (After Having One Shot Of Whiskey) I'M GoInG tO StEaL ThE FrEaKinG MoOn AnD PUt It iN A PiCklE JaR!!! 🥃🥴
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Sid Frit: *Franticly looking through A First-Aid Kit* Why Did You Fill the First-Aid Kit with Cheetos?! 😨
Carol: *Has A Paper Cut* I thought it was funny at the time! 😭
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🌀 Somewhere In The Wormhole 🌀
Pushy Poppy: Who the Hair Are You?! And What are You Doing In The "Opposite Personality" Dimension? 🤨
Cooper: Oh, I Was Just trying to find the bathroom in my house, but I got lost. 😅
Pushy Poppy: So you somehow ended up in another Dimension, on the other side of the vary fabric of reality while trying to find the bathroom? 🤨
Cooper:
Cooper: ...My Pod Is VERY Confusing. 😐
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Branch: DARN IT JOHN!!! 😠
JD: What??? It wasn't Me this time! Honest! ✋😥🤚
Branch: Oh, Sorry... Force of Habit...
Branch: DARN IT CLAY!!! 😠
Clay: It Wasn't Me Either...
Branch: ...Darn It Spruce? 🤨
Spruce: *Lounging On A Beach Chair* Nope, Not me.🧉😑
Branch: Darn It Floyd? 😐
Floyd: You know I Would NEVER do anything like that Branch. :(
Branch: Huh..... Then I wonder who sat The Stage On Fire this time? 🤔
Rhonda The Armadillo Van: *Nervous Sweating* 👀
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Random Classical Troll: Good Evening. How Are You Doing?
Minuet: *Practicing On Her Violin* I'm Good! :D
Minuet: ...
Minuet: Well... Actually I Haven't Slept In Over Sixty Eight Hours... But I'm Good! :'D
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Veneer: Why Is Velvet Sending Me Texts Like: "I Hope You Step On A Lego"?
Crimp: Oh, I May Have told her that Your new Single Was More Successful Than Hers. 😅👉👈
Crimp: Ooops. 😥
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Will Include Characters From Trolls, Trolls: The Beat Goes On, Trolls World Tour, TrollsTopia, and more. I Drew The Cover Myself. ⚠️Warning: May have dark and slightly suggestive humo...
