Branch: *Sitting On A Chair Reading A Newspaper* 🗞️Poppy: You know Branch, I Feel Bad for Making Rosie Get Rid of her Flamingo Critter. She was very disappointed. :(
Branch: I Feel bad too. But You Know how I Feel About Birds... Especially Ones That Can Easily Swallow our Daughter Whole.
Poppy: I Wish We Could Find Her A Different Pet. 😞
(Suddenly A Giant Critter Head bursts through the Pod Wall)
💥CRASH💥
Branch: *Falls Back In His Chair* WHAT THE- 😱
Rosie: Mommy! Daddy! Aunt Barb Got Me A Dragon! 😃
Branch: Why!? 😰
Rosie: Because She Wanted Me To have A Pet. Don't worry! Barb Said That Carol Domesticated Him. :)
Poppy: Awww! He's so....... Cute? 😐Branch: ........
Branch: ........You know what... At Least It Isn't A Bird. I Guess You can keep him. But he has to sleep OUTSIDE. -.-
Rosie: Yay! :D
Poppy: What's His Name? 😅
Rosie: Death Note!
Death Note: *GRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!* 🐲
(Authors Note: Yes this is Rosie's Official Pet Now. 😅 I Got The Idea From "Tinkles" The Giant Dog From Hotel Transylvania 3)
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(Voting On What Flavor Of Cupcakes To serve At The party 🧁)
Poppy: Alright What Cupcake Flavor Do we want at the Party? Let's All Take A Vote!
Cooper: Let's Do A Secret Vote. Everyone Close Your Eyes. 😃
(The Whole Snack Pack Closes Their Eyes)
Chenille: But Then We Won't See The Results.
DJ Suki: Then Just Say Your Vote Out Loud.
Smidge: But Then We'll Recognize Our Voices And It Won't Be A Secret Vote Anymore.
Guy Diamond: She Has A Point. :/
Poppy: Why don't we just draw hairs...
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Chaz: There Are No Other Smooth Jazz Trolls Like Me, I Am The Last Of My Kind. 😔
Marshtato Mary: Thank God. 😮💨
Chaz: >:0
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(If The Rock Trolls Had Video Games 🎮 )
Riff: Hey Barb, What Game Are You Playing?
Barb: AC.
Riff: Assassin's Creed? 🤨
Carol: Animal Crossing? 🤨
Sid Frit: Assassin's Crossing?🤨
Val: Animal Creed? 🤨
Barb: I Wasn't Talking About The Game, I Was Asking You To Turn On The Air Conditioning. 😑
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Cooper: We Have An Alexa?!
Rhythm: Yes. We just Got on Installed Into The Laboratory.
Cooper: Alexa! Order Five Thousand Breadsticks! :D
Blues: Hahaha! Cooper, It Doesn't Work Like That- 😂
Alexa: "Order Confirmed"
R & B: 😐😐
Later...
Lownote Jones: Where Did All These Breadsticks Come From? 😅🥖
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Random Country Trolling: *Holding A Sparkler Stick* Oooh! Pretty! 😄🎇
Clampers: *Running With The Sparkler* SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIRE!!! 😈🎇
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