Authors Note: This Was Just Supposed to Be A Normal Mini-Scene. But It Ended Up Being A LOT Longer Than I Thought. lol(At Volcano Rock City, Poppy And Branch Just Finished Telling Barb About Brozone)
Barb: Soooo, You're telling me that Boy Toy Here has his own Boyband? 🫵🤨
Poppy: Yes He Does! 😄 And They Are SO Talented!
Branch: And My Name Is Branch, Not Boy Toy. -.-
Barb: Ugh... Boybands. 😒
Branch: Hey! They Are My Brothers! 😠
Barb: Oh! Sorry! It's just that I'm not Really into Boybands. 😑
Riff: But Weren't You Obsessed With That One Rock Troll Boyband "Bad Hair Day" When We Were In our Teens? ☝️😄
Barb: Riff! 😠 *Shhh!* 🤫
JD: *Walks Into Barb's Throne Room* Hey Bitty B Is This The right place- *Notices Barb* 😳
Barb: Who's The Talking Square? Is that one of your brothers? 🤨
Branch: Yes, This is my oldest Brother John Dory.
JD: *Doesn't Know That Barb Is Taken* O-Oh! Hi Your Royal Rockness! It's A P-Pleasure To Meet You! 😳🫴
Barb: Nice To Meet You To. *Shakes His Hand* 🤝 EW! Why Is Your Hand So Sweaty? 😥
JD: *Try's To Be Smooth* Oh, Sorry. It must be Because It's Hot In This Volcano....... Or Is It Just You? 👉😏👉
Riff: >:o
In Branch's Mind: Seriously John? -.-
Poppy: O————O
Barb: I Already Have A Boyfriend, Mr Hot Shot! 😑
JD: *Immediately Lets Go Of Her Hand* Oh......... Well........... This Is Awkward........ 😐🫳
Poppy: *Try's To Change The Subject* HEY Why Don't We Go And Introduce You To The Rest Of Brozone? 😅
Riff: Yeah, That Sounds Like A Good Idea. >:(
(They Then Leave The Palace To See The Rest Of Branch's Brothers Sitting At An Outdoor Cafe "The Cafe Is Right Outside Of The Volcano Palace")
Clay: *Huff* *Huff* The Coffee Here Is Actually Spicy! 🥵
Spruce: There's Volcanic Ash In My Hair. 😞
Floyd: *Looking At A Menu* Cupcake A, La, Splode? I Wonder What That Is?
Rock Troll Waiter: Oh, That's A Good Choice sir. That Cupcake Is A "Blast." :)
Floyd: Ok, I'll try it. 😁
Clay: Guys! Look! Here Comes Queen Barb! :O
(The Three Of Them Start Bowing)
Clay: Your Majesty. 🙇
Barb: Huh?
Branch: She's Not THAT Kind Of Queen Guys. You don't have to bow.
Floyd: Sorry! Sorry! We didn't mean to offend You! 😣
Barb: Dude, Chill, We're Cool. 😅
Riff: Oh, And Before Anyone Starts Flirting With Her... She's My Girlfriend! >:(
Spruce: *Is A Little Frightened Of Riff* Don't worry About That! I'm Happily Married! ✋😥🤚
Clay: I'm Already Dating A Girl Named Viva! ✋😥🤚
Floyd: I'm not even attracted to Women! ✋😰🤚
Barb: Riffy! Riffy! It's Ok! 😅
Riff: *Sigh* Sorry. I Just Got A Little Defensive. 😮💨
Poppy: Barb, This Is Spruce, Clay And Floyd.
Poppy: Spruce Clay And Floyd, This Is One Of My Best Friends, Queen Barb. And her Boyfriend Riff. 😁
Clay: Nice to meet you! 👋
Spruce: Wuzzup? 😎
Floyd: Hi.
JD: Barb, We Were Wondering If We Could Have A Concert here At Volcano Rock City.... IF That's Ok With You Of Course. 😅
Poppy: Can They Barb?! Please?! 😄
Barb: Hmmmmmmm........🤔......... Fine. As long as there's NO glitter. 🙄
Branch: Trust Me, That won't be A Problem.
JD: Ok! It's Settled Then! After we eat we'll get Ready for the show! 👏
Rock Troll Waiter: Here's Your Cupcake A, La, Splode. Enjoy! 🧁
Floyd: Oooh. Looks Tasty. 😋
Poppy: *Knows What The Cupcake Does* FLOYD WAIT- 😱
Floyd: *Lightly Pokes The Cupcake With His Fork*
Cupcake: *Explodes* 💥BOOOOM💥
Floyd: *Is Completely Covered In Chocolate* 😶...
JD: I Think I Like This Place! :D
The End ^^
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