24| Chaotic Mornings

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"AHHH" I almost fell down while running down the stairs

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"AHHH" I almost fell down while running down the stairs. My slippers fly out of my feet and the land on someone's head. Oop.
They land on Sainty's head. Double oop.

"Well done Kid, well done" Santo put his coffee mug on the slab and claps his hands. Get ready for scolding rev. As I reach down the stairs, I put my hands behind my back and lower my head. Instead of being scolded or shouted on,I get a soft pat on my head.

"This motherFooker put a plastic lizard in my coffee mug. I almost died of a heartattack! Do you know how sensitive my heart is" Santo blurt out as he continued munching on his cookie. Sainty poked his tongue out at my father-in-law which was rewarded with a smack on his head .

"Can you please pass me my bunny slippers back?" I ask sainty who looked at me with a smirk. He then held it in his hand and put it above his head, not letting me reach his height.

"Take it you can, shorty" He put it more in the air, each time I jumped. God lord! I hope Dari sees this and hangs him by the tree. Just kidding, maybe not. Oops?

"What? Can't reach me? Hah! You can never match my heiiiii- OWIII" He cried out as the Dari came from behind and kick the back of his knee making him fall on the marble floor. After which Dari twisted his hand making the slipper fall from it.

"Oh My God. I'm leaving this house right now. Y'all bully me so much- and this gaint husband of yours, I hope King bites his nuts. My therapist will be hearing about it all" Sainty claimed as he dusted his pants off. He then glared at Dari when he wasn't looking.

"Trouble my wife again and you'll leave this house in a wheelchair" Dari grunted in his grumpy tone, he came  and stood infront of me.
His misty grey eyes softened and he gave me the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. He slowly got down on his knees and slipped my slipper back on my feet.

He then Got up and pulled me close by my hand. Dari looked down at me and softly pecked my forehead as he muttered huskily,

"Mornin' little wife"

"Can y'all stop this Pda? Two very single people are also living in his house!" Santo exclaimed as he took another cookie from the jar. I narrow my eyes at him and say,

"You've had enough. You'll get sugar and diabetes"

"Who cares kiddo? If you're born, you're going to die anyway. Might as well enjoy your time on earth" He shurgged. I look at Dari with a worried look, hoping that he would explain how unhealthy it is, to his father.

"Dad" Dari warned. Santo sighed making a pouty face. He put the cookie back in the jar and continued reading his newspaper, not sparing us a glance.

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